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Wednesday April 1, 2009

Divine Recreation

As a child craving a pre-dinner cookie, you learned it was
your lot in life to covet that which you couldn't have; now
that you're older, that jar is filled with hot, steaming
group sex. Finally get what you desire, with Divine Recreation.

A private service that matches swinging insiders with
drooling sex-starved buffoons willing to host "gatherings",
DR's founders leveraged 20 years of pleasure-party
experience to collectively solve the problems of both
weathered veterans (need an escape from nosy neighbors,
cramped digs, etc) and quivering outsiders (need group sex).
Fill out the exploratory questionnaire, and if you're up to
snuff, the kinky maestros'll mine their deep Rolodex of
freaky acquaintances to see if they can coordinate a party
on your premises, based on details both obvious (location,
square footage, bedrooms), and not so obvious -- looking at
you, "# of Bathrooms". Beyond necessary yet mundane physical
space deets, DR also digs into your twisted desires,
querying the party favors you're capable of providing, from
grub and drinks, to protection and lube, to BDSM apparel;
there's also an open-ended field for describing the vibe
you're looking for, because just providing a gag ball
doesn't guarantee someone dressed as a bulldog will pee on
you while using it.

If DR thinks they can swing a pervfest at your abode,
they'll follow up personally to coordinate additional info,
including your exact location, your guidelines for the
party, and even your picture, which, given your obsession
with cookies since childhood, is probably what's been
keeping you from hot, steaming group sex in the first place.

It can't hurt just to see if you even qualify to host a
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