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Thrillist Dallas
Monday August 31, 2009
People of Walmart
Politicians love to say that America's greatest resource is
its people, and everyone knows that no place is more
American than Walmart -- so clearly, our greatest resource
is the Walmart shopper. Proving just how right that is,
People of Walmart.
Just launched, PoWM celebrates the awesomeness of our
Northeastern neighbor's finest/only contribution to anything
by showcasing covertly taken photos of all manner of
Wal-creatures, in natural shopping environments from
Washington State to the Louisiana Bayou. The foundation's
laid with prototypical wonders, from the grossly sexual
(woman in high-riding dress w/ fully exposed buttocks,
pushing cart past issue of Cosmo), to the fearlessly
competitive (man in sleeveless/side-less/belly-less shirt
playing PS3 in Electronics), to the draftily NAFTA (man
wearing nothing on chest but a necklace of keys purchasing a
ventilador imported from Mexico). Things get weirder with
"You Button-Hooked Me" (goat aimlessly wandering the
aisles), "Captain Walmart" (tiny old man in Cap'n America
get-up at checkout register, hopefully cracking "now where
would I keep a checkbook?" joke), and, in the products
department, "Start 'Em Young": a "vibrating electronic
tattoo pen" that implores kids to "get inked!" -- Walmart
appropriate, as nothing encourages starting a family like a
tramp stamp.
To encourage user submissions, PoWM's running regular photo
contests with $100/$50/$25 Walmart gift cards going to the
winners -- because everyone knows the Internet's greatest
resource is any jerk with a digital camera.
Behold the glory at:
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