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Thrillist Miami
Tuesday August 4, 2009

Lobster Snorkeling

Season opens Thurs: Garden Cove Dive Center; 105664 Overseas
Hwy; Key Largo; 305.451.5844

Doing things the hard way either proves your manhood, or
proves you were too lazy to plan ahead and do things the
easy way, which also proves your manhood. Get your lobster
like a man should, with Garden Cove Dive Center.

Catering to those wanting to indulge in the open lobster
season starting Thurs, but who consider SCUBA gear to be for
dirty cheats, or are just too lazy/broke to get an open
water cert, GCDC'll give you everything you need to go
lobster snorkeling, meaning you need little else to catch
the delicious arthropods but your shorts and your manhood,
so you'd better have some sweet shorts. GCDC's six-diver
vessel (whose state license kindly covers everyone on board)
is preloaded with snorkel gear, and they'll also sell you
nets, measuring devices, and lobster-loosing tickle sticks,
which are just sticks, but're named to give you something to
make jokes about between dives. To stack the odds, GCDC's
dialed into local lobster hotspots, and their home base's
located adjacent to John Pennekamp Coral Reef State Park
(where lobstering's illegal), meaning tons wander to where
you can easily nab 'em by goading one out from under a rock,
then snagging it with your net as it bolts; once captured,
you'll measure its length, keep it for dinner if it's long
enough to have reached sexual maturity, and otherwise, toss
him back so he can continue to tell his mom "go away, I'm
reading".

GCDC also offers spear fishing, and in case you're a SCUBA
guy, advanced certification classes in wreck diving and
enriched air nitrox diving, whose high oxygen mixture allows
you more bottom time -- also the form of laziness your
girlfriend claims does nothing to prove your manhood.

Photo courtesy of David Galvan

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