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Monday February 1, 2010
Elite Plus Fitness
Beat downs in Midtown
3 E 33rd St, btw Madison and 5th Ave; Midtown; 212.684.1170
For every discipline, there is a master: Mr. Miyagi schooled
Ralph Macchio in "wax-on wax-off" so he could thwart the
most vicious attack, while Xian Chow pulley-stretched Van
Damme until his splits were worthy of finishing the worst
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Founded by a mountain of a former Egyptian Judo champion so
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