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Thursday February 25, 2010
PoopSenders
The stool's in the mail
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but that really
doesn't hold true when that revenge is a giant box of poop.
Mail some out at perfectly disgusting room temperature,
using PoopSenders.
Operating from a clandestine Keystone State location, PS
does just what it says: anonymously mails boxes packed with
steaming animal waste in plastic baggies anywhere in the
lower 48, because Hawaii's too far, and Alaska's assy enough
as it is. The lovely quart or gallon-sized "gifts" come in
three varieties: cow chips guaranteed to be "as fresh as
today's milk, but with a much different aroma", elephant
excrement whose "looks alone are enough to turn your stomach
and boy does it stink", and limited supplies of
top-of-the-line dung o' gorilla, which "don't crap as much
as the others [but] more than make up for it in human-like
looks and smell", oddly, the very same description found on
the crate Ryan Seacrest came in. Upping the prank-ante, PS
packs a card in each bag explaining/taunting "You've been
pooped on -- want to know by whom? OVER", daring the poopee
to release the stanky wrath and dig through the crap only to
discover a back stating "We'll never tell", a mantra
familiar to everyone who had your scoutmaster.
Presumably to protect themselves from litigation, PS clearly
states that customers agree the services provided are for
entertainment purposes only and not to "threaten, constitute
harassment," or "violate a legal restraint" -- though if
you've got a restraining order that says you can't send
boxes of poop, that's just cold, man.
Send some dung -- it's all in fun...technically -- at
PoopSenders.com
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