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Thrillist Nation: Musings on Blossom, Shark Bites, and Canada

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Monday March 15, 2010

This or That: America Olivo
Musings on Blossom, Shark Bites, and Canada

Because Frank Stallone was unavailable, here's
actress/musician/professional attractive person America
Olivo, star of new-sploitation flick Bitch Slap (in which
she plays the package-demolishing, gun-toting, perpetually
nearly-shirtless demoness Camero), and enjoyer of a pretty
boring life: her mother was Miss Canada, she attended
Julliard, toured with Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias,
headlined latin-chick supergroup Soluna, was pictured on a
Mötley Crüe album cover, let Terry Richardson shoot her for
Playboy, and had roles in the new Friday the 13th and
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but nobody's perfect.
Except Frank Stallone.

Film or theater?
Theater. When you do a film, you don't get to experience it
with the audience. And sometimes you get lovely feedback.
Like thanks to Facebook, I get a lot of compliments about my
cleavage now. But it's really not the same kind of connection.

Canada or anywhere else?
Canada. People are really nice. Canadians are doing really
well, they have enough of a crossover of capitalism and
socialism, and I think we can learn a lot from them.
Although it is hard to find Cool Ranch Doritos in the French
part.

More effective slap, bitch slap or pimp slap?
Well, I don't have a lot of experience with pimp slaps.
Bitch slapping, for sure. I've never even heard of a pimp
slap. I went to Julliard, we didn't have pimp slaps.

Terry Richardson, or photographers who pretend they're Terry
Richardson even though they're four inches shorter and not
bald enough?
I give those guys credit for balls, but of course Terry
Richardson...(suddenly frightened) I really hope that was
Terry Richardson.

Shark Bites or Fruit by the Foot?
Fruit by the Foot, it's like one of those fun clown
handkerchiefs that keep going and going.

Girls, Girls, Girls, or boys?
Girls, Girls, Girls. Period.

Predator or Running Man?
Predator, because Predators is coming out, and my friend is
in it. He killed me in Friday the 13th, but I forgave him.
There's like a three-month forgiveness period. I've met
Arnold a couple times, it's amazing what he's accomplished,
all with that accent. It's not really that easy on the ears.

Blossom or Clarissa, that chick who was fond of explaining
it all?
Blossom. Clarissa, I didn't buy it. What'd she have, a
talking cat or something? Blossom made an impact. She was
awkward and she owned it. And she knew how to work a hat.
Hat after hat.

God bless America; check her out and pick up the very
worthwhile DVD at BitchSlapMovie.com
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