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2011/01/13

DAL: San Antonio Hates Your Shirtlessness

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Thursday January 13, 2011

RoyalKane
From the shadow of the Alamo to your chest
Those in the mining business are rewarded for going deeper, because that's where the minerals are, and because then everyone reading their "Miners Do It Deeper" t-shirts will know they speak the truth. Digging deep for t-shirt greatness, RoyalKane.

From a San Antonio design team's TV-seared brains, this collection of retro-style tees, polos and raglans drills down beyond pop culture's Casual Appreciator Layer and into the Very Core of Nerd-dom. Graphic-driven numbers start reasonably approachable (A Christmas Story's fra-jee-lay leg lamp, Arrested Development's "never nude" shorts, a yellow polo banded by Charlie Brown's black zig zag), then enter obscurity with the likes of the Andy Samberg & Julian Casablancas-inspired "A Boombox is Not a Toy" and "Lion vs. Tuna" (warning: these guys love them some The Other Guys). The best of the text-driven offerings features Cousin Eddie's explanation of why he can't warm leftovers: "They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time they'd rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour" -- though of course the real reason Randy Quaid can't use a microwave is because he's in jail. Or Canada.

Kane also delves into home accessories, like an "I'm on a Boat" apron and the John Candy & Steve Martin-graced "Those Aren't Pillows" pillowcase -- recalling the now 24-year-old scene where somebody went deep, and somebody else didn't like it.

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