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Monday March 21, 2011
EvilBong 3D: The Wrath of Bong
Marijuana movie making at its finest
Sat April 9th, 2p-Midnight at Portage Theater: 4050 N Milwaukee; btwn Cuyler and Irving Park; Portage Park; 773.736.4050
Marijuana has a long, proud cinematic history, from Cheech & Chong, to Half Baked, to every movie you watched in high school. Whoooah, man, it's even called high school. Taking that tradition places it's never been, EvilBong 3D: The Wrath of Bong.
A fresh theatrical release from typically direct-to-video B-movie masters Full Moon Features, EB3D is a 35mm cinematic romp that aims to be a raucous, participation-filled Rocky Horror Picture Show for the dope set, so they'd be wise to hide any Meatloaf. The premise: an evil alien bong bent on world domination has crash landed on Earth, and it's up to the film's stoner protagonists, along with EBee (who you'll naturally remember from Evil Bong 1&2!) to defeat him -- thank god M. Knight Shyamalan isn't involved, or he'd just be killed by pouring bong water on him. Shocking! The film promises to deliver "the record amount of naked alien beauties, boobies, and reefer hits to ever be presented in 3D", and scratch-and-sniff cards'll be presented upon entry for "Smell-O-Vision"...so...like...whatever man, everyone's gonna be stoned, OK?
The grand premiere'll take place on April 9th, with a full day of festivities including a Q&A with the director, and a personal appearance by/screening of two flicks starring noted "Scream Queen" Barbara Crampton, who you should remember from that one movie with that one guy you saw that time when -- Mom, don't you even know how to knock?!
They have tickets on sale along with wild contests, trailers, and other madness at EvilBong3d.com
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