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| 5 Musicians Who Had to Relearn Their Craft Posted: 10 Jun 2011 05:01 AM PDT Mastering a musical instrument is a challenge to begin with, but when an injury ruins someone's ability to play, that generally is the end of their career. Fortunately, some great musicians have been able to work beyond their injuries and relearn to play, in some cases, making them even better musicians than they ever were before. Django ReinhardtJazz fans and gypsy music lovers adore Reinhardt, although the name isn't familiar to many other music fans. Even so, he was a wildly inspirational musician who pioneered his own style of jazz that blended gypsy roots with jazz guitar. His music has since been featured on about a dozen movies, including The Matrix, L.A. Story, Chocolat and more. Reinhardt started learning to play music as a boy, starting with the violin and then moving to the banjo and the guitar. When he was 18 though, tragedy struck. Django and his wife were living in a caravan where they sold imitation flowers made from celluloid and paper to supplement their meager income. When Reinhardt accidentally knocked down a candle on his way to bed, the caravan burst into flames, destroying all of his property and leaving him with first- and second-degree burns over the entire left side of his body. As a result of the accident, his right leg and the 3rd and 4th fingers on his left hand were completely paralyzed. Doctors said he would have to get his leg amputated and that he would never play a string instrument again. But Reinhardt refused to get the surgery and within a year, he was able to walk with the use of a cane. While his fingers never recovered, the doctors were wrong about his music career as well. As it happens, learning to play guitar again may have saved his life. Reinhardt ended up getting stuck in France during WWII and it was said that and handful of jazz-loving Nazis ensured his safety despite the fact that thousands of Gypsies were murdered under Nazi-occupied territories. To help protect himself further, he also developed a distinctively non-jazz sound to please the Nazis who, like the majority of their party, were adamantly against jazz. Tony Iommi of Black SabbathInterestingly, Django wasn't just influential when it came to jazz musicians, he also played a major role in the creation of heavy metal. You might be asking yourself how in the world a gypsy jazz musician helped create one of the darkest genres around, but the answer isn't in his sound, it's in his story. You see, guitarist Tony Iommi was talented, but he came from a poor, working-class family so he was forced to work at a sheet metal factory as a youngster, rather than chase his dreams of rock n' roll stardom. Unfortunately, industrial factories aren't the safest place for the hands of budding musicians. On his last day of work, Iommi severed the tips of the middle and ring fingers on his right hand. As a leftie, this meant his fretting hand was destroyed. Unsurprisingly, the teen was heart-broken and convinced this would be the end of his musical aspirations. However, his boss from the factory inspired Iommi to stick with his craft by bringing him a Django Reinhardt album and telling him about the jazz musician's injury. The inspiration worked like a charm and soon enough, Iommi was trying to remaster the guitar. At first he tried learning to play right-handed, but when that didn't work, Iommi instead developed a few prosthetic fingertips using plastic covered in leather. Because his prosthetic fingers weren't as tough as the real thing, Iommi started using lighter strings and detuning the strings so the tension would be lowered. To match Iommi's sound, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler did the same, and suddenly, the dark, deep sound of heavy metal was born solely as a technique to work around an injury. Sources: Wikipedia and Mental Floss Image via Adam Bielawski [Wikipedia] Jerry GarciaWhile Reinhardt and Iommi had to relearn their craft after losing a finger, Garcia started playing the guitar long after he lost a finger during a wood chopping incident that occurred when he was only four. Even so, he was inspired by Django to learn the banjo when he was in third grade. At 15, he got his first guitar and by 1960, Garcia was ready to start rocking the world with the Grateful Dead. It wasn't until 1986 that Jerry would face his greatest musical challenge yet. After suffering from drug use, a poor diet and a weight problem, Garcia collapsed into a diabetic coma that lasted for five full days. The coma had a dramatic effect on him, forcing him to relearn some of his most basic motor skills, which meant he had to completely relearn to play guitar. Fortunately, Jerry was dedicated to his own recovery and was able to play again after only a few months. He was even able to tour with the Dead and the Jerry Garcia Band later that year. Image via Carl Lender [Wikipedia] Chet BakerEven if you aren't familiar with jazz, you've probably at least heard of legendary trumpeter Chet Baker. Baker was a talented musician and quickly garnered a strong following in the jazz community. But, unfortunately, like many jazz musicians, he eventually became addicted to heroin. His addiction almost ended up destroying his career, too, when he was savagely beaten in 1966 trying to get some drugs after a gig in San Francisco. When I say “savagely beaten,” I don't just mean a black eye and a few sore ribs, I mean they essentially destroyed his livelihood by knocking out all of his front teeth. For the next few years, Baker was stuck having to take odd jobs like pumping gas. All the while he worked to relearn to play the trumpet with his new dentures. If you've never played a woodwind or brass instrument, this might not seem all that difficult, but the reality is that these instruments require a precise use of the lips, teeth and facial muscles to be able to create a distinctive sound. With all new dentures and a whole new set of scars on his lips and cheeks, it took eight years for Baker to relearn to play the trumpet. In the meanwhile, he was able to play the flugelhorn in a West Coast Jazz style, but that certainly wasn't his strong point and most jazz fans tend to overlook this point in his career. Image via Michiel Hendryckx [Wikipedia] Rick Allen of Def LeppardRick Allen joined Def Leppard at exactly the right time. As soon as he joined the band, he was immediately opening for AC/DC and within a few months, he helped them record and release their first album, On Through the Night. Unfortunately, only a few years into his new musical career, he was involved in a serious auto accident on his way to a New Year's Eve party. Allen’s Corvette flipped and while his girlfriend came out of the accident without any major injuries, Allen wasn't so lucky. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt properly, Allen thrown from the vehicle and his left arm was severed. The first person at the scene was a nurse who knew just what to do and the couple was quickly rushed to a hospital. Because the response was so quick, Allen's arm was able to be reattached. It had to be removed later. though. due to a serious infection. Allen thought this was the end of his career and he began to suffer from major depression. After seeing the pain of his friend and band mate, Def Leppard's lead singer, Joe Elliot, was inspired to help Allen work around his loss. The pair soon met with a few engineers and designed a drum set that could be operated with only one arm and both feet. Pretty soon Allen was back on the road again and recording with the band. Image via Weatherman90 [Wikipedia] In the end, these stories are great sources of inspiration, not only in showing what we are capable of overcoming in the face of adversity, but also in illustrating just how powerful friendship can be when it comes to recovering from an injury. Without help from his brother, Django Reinhardt never would have learned to play again. If Iommi's boss had not introducing him to Reinhardt's music, he may never have been inspired to play again. Without Joe Elliot, Allen may not have bothered trying to come up with a drum system that could be operated by pedals. Essentially, if you don't have good friends and family, you'd better have some darn good disability insurance, because you might never be inspired to recover after a serious accident. |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:21 PM PDT Mummy Jewelry Box – $10.95 This is not your Mummy’s Jewelry Box. No, wait! It is your Mummy Jewelry Box. With this amazing trinket box from the NeatoShop you can keep your prized possessions under wraps. Be sure to check out all the fantastic Money Banks & Storage items available at the NeatoShop. |
| No "Like" Lost in Facebook Double-Cross Posted: 09 Jun 2011 09:23 PM PDT
The charges were dropped and Voelkert no longer lists a “Jessica Studebaker” as a friend on Facebook. Link | Image: iconfactory |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 07:18 PM PDT This distinction is critical, as one crime victim in the state of Washington recently learned:
This incident makes more sense once you learn an important fact: the assailant was actually looking for his girlfriend at the time. Link via Lowering the Bar | Photo of an actual weasel by Flickr user Cecil Sanders used under Creative Commons license |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 06:21 PM PDT Chris Malloy of Australia claims to have built a functional hoverbike. He says that its 1170 cc engine is capable of lifting 270 kg off the ground. The machine is quite light, weighing only 110 kg when dry, thanks to a body made of carbon fiber and kevlar-wrapped foam. Molloy imagines military and cattle driving applications, and promises that videos of the machine in action are forthcoming. |
| Before Scott Pilgrim, There Was Transformers: Underground Mission Posted: 09 Jun 2011 06:05 PM PDT Long before comic book artist Bryan Lee O’Malley became famous for his graphic novel series Scott Pilgrim, he was an eight-year old kid:
Link via Comics Alliance Previously: Real-Life Locations in Scott Pilgrim |
| Fashion Statement: Dead Cicadas in Hair Posted: 09 Jun 2011 05:56 PM PDT I found this image on WTF Japan, Seriously!? with no description. A bit of Googling led me to a 2008 post on Pink Tentacle explaining that a young celebrity in Japan who goes by the name Shokotan had taken to decorating her hair with dead cicadas. But keep in mind: that was three years ago, which is a long time in fashion. Don’t rush out put cicadas in your hair in order to be hip and trendy. People will instead just look at you funny. Link via WTF Japan, Seriously!? | Photo: Shokotan Blog |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 05:46 PM PDT A man who is wearing a shark for a pair of pants has my respect. A gorilla, doubly so. If he declares himself the #1 Dad, who am I to dispute it? This image by Phineas Jones is the label for a beer by 3 Floyds Brewery. Jones writes “It’s pretty self-explanatory.” Indeed. Link via Super Punch | Photo: Artist’s Website |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 05:24 PM PDT I keep getting these two confused. So does the father of redditor itsgus, but this illustration will keep it clear and easy to remember. Of course, it’s not that important since Slash isn’t real. |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 05:12 PM PDT
Link via Glenn Reynolds | Photo by Flickr user orangeacid used under Creative Commons license |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:44 PM PDT Baubotanik, or botanic architecture is the art and science of creating structures out of growing plants. A program at the University of Stuttgart in Germany explores the possibilities of this new architecture.
Read more about these projects at Garden Design. Link -Thanks, Claire! |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:43 PM PDT Remote cameras controlled by the traffic management center catch a family of Canada geese walking down I-90 near Seattle. They have a retinue of Washington State Troopers ensuring their safety. -via The Daily What |
| The New Summer Trend: Cone-ing Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:36 PM PDT This made me giggle. Video comedian Alki Stevens is trying to make cone-ing the hot (cool?) new trend for the summer. Here’s what you do: go to a fast-food drive-through. Order a cone. When you drive up to the window to receive your tasty treat, grab it by the ice cream, not the cone. I just love the expressions of the bewildered fast food workers and love imagining them turning around and saying, “You would not believe what this guy just did…” |
| Steampunk Laptops Now for Sale Posted: 09 Jun 2011 01:56 PM PDT If you have a handful of thousand-dollar bills and a penchant for all things clockwork, this might just be the best day of your life. Richard “Datamancer” Nagy is taking pre-orders for the Victorian Laptop for the first time. I’m not super interested in steampunk, but I do think Nagy’s handiwork is rather beautiful. There are lots of pictures on the website, with styles ranging from hardcore industrial to streamlined deco. Link via Dvice | Image: Richard Nagy |
| Great Books by Morally Questionable Authors Posted: 09 Jun 2011 12:55 PM PDT
Check out the rest of the gallery at Flavorwire. Link |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 11:27 AM PDT Yummy Pockets Hamburger – $9.45 Summer is nearly here. Are you still searching for that perfect hot weather accessory? Treat yourself to the new Yummy Pocket Hamburger from the NeatoShop. Who can resist this deliciously funny pouch and keyring combo! Your friends will be drooling over this little item. More Yummy Pockets available. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for all you Wallet & Coin Purse needs! |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 11:00 AM PDT
“Snap”, “Crackle,” and “Pop” were originally created by illustrator Vernon Grant. The characters came out of a radio ad for the cereal: “Listen to the fairy song of health, the merry chorus sung by Kellogg’s Rice Krispies as they merrily snap, crackle, and pop in a bowl of milk. If you’ve never heard your cereal talking, now is your chance.” The three characters were elves and represented the sound the cereal makes when you pour milk on it. Why do Rice Krispies make their unique snap, crackle, pop sound? Rice Krispies are made of grains that are cooked, dried, and toasted. During the process, they expand to form thin, hollowed out walls that are crispy and crunchy. When the cereal is exposed to milk or juice, the walls tend to suddenly collapse, creating the famous Rice Krispies sound. The characters of “Snap”, “Crackle,” and “Pop” each have their own distinct character. “Snap” is the oldest, wears a chef’s hat, and is a baker. “Crackle” has no clear profession, wears a red and white stocking cap, and is the smartest of the three. “Pop” is the youngest, wears a band leader’s hat, likes to play jokes, and is a soldier. I did the voice of “Pop” for three or four years, I think. ImdB lists me as being “Pop” for one year -1997. This is totally incorrect. I am sure I did it for at least three, possibly four years. It was truly one of the happiest, easiest gigs I ever had. I worked with great, nice people. I got to meet the executives of Kellogg’s and these guys were so friendly and nice. During my tenure as “Pop”, the guy I recorded with, who played “Snap” was in Chicago and was patched in. “Crackle” and I would be in the studio together. I don’t remember the name of the first “Crackle,” but he was replaced by my friend Kevin during my run. Unfortunately, I eventually got fired, too. A girl replaced me as “Pop.” “Snap” and “Crackle” were replaced by guys, but my replacement was a chick. I am not positive, I may be wrong, but she may have been the only female voice to ever do any of the three characters. My mom used to eat Rice Krispies for breakfast all the time, but she stopped after they canned me. Did you know “Snap”, “Crackle,” and “Pop” originally had a fourth partner? Originally, a fourth character named “Pow” was featured along with “Snap”, “Crackle,” and “Pop.” “Pow” was to represent the explosive nutritional value of Rice Krispies. “Pow” didn’t really catch on and was soon discontinued as a character. Rice Krispies Trivia In 1941, a Kellogg’s employee named Mildred Day created a new recipes for a Camp Fire Girls bake sale. It consisted of Rice Krispies, melted marshmallows, and margarine. It was dubbed “Rice Krispies Treats,” and the recipe and its variations remain hugely popular to this day. Rice Krispies are known as “Rice Bubbles”: in Australia and New Zealand. The Rolling Stones recorded a short song for a Rice Krispies TV ad in 1963. Although we are used to snap, crackle, and pop in English, the cereal’s unique sounds are known by other names around the world: * English: Snap, crackle, pop. * Spanish: Pim, pum, pam. * French-Canadian: Cric, crac, croc. * Finnish: Riks, raks, poks. * Danish: Piff, paff, poff. * German: Krisper, knasper, knuster. * Afrikaans: Knap, knaetter, knak. * Dutch: Pif, paf, pof. |
| The World's Most Exclusive Website Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:56 AM PDT You thought you left behind popularity contests when you graduated high school, right? Think again. The World’s Most Exclusive Website lets you “in” to their virtual club on levels based on your number of followers on Twitter. I didn’t even get through the front door because I don’t have a verified account. “Verified Twitter accounts are reserved for the famous or otherwise socially significant,” the site informed me, and redirected me to a “less discriminating” site – Olive Garden. To get past the first page, you need to have a verified account, obviously. If you’re not a celebrity, don’t worry… apparently the terribly exclusive site is also terribly easy to hack. You can view every room (even the ones no one has accessed yet) right here without so much as ever Tweeting a single character. |
| The Vaults of General Electric Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:33 AM PDT You think you have weird stuff in your attic, imagine if you were a 130 year old company who is responsible in part for some of the world's greatest inventions. The company has released a gallery of photographs that illustrate some lost but not forgotten gadgets including a 100 year old car charger and early solar cells.
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| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:32 AM PDT For those of you that think the sport of boxing isn't brutal enough, it seems that in 1937 someone tried to add fireworks to the mix. Two boxers fought each other while connected to pyrotechnic dummies which exploded on impact.
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| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:32 AM PDT I'm not one to believe in bad luck, but if you name your boat after one of the most infamous disasters in nautical history you're just asking for trouble. Apparently that is just what happened to Mark Wilkinson when he set sail in his boat, Titanic II.
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| The Border Between Heaven and Earth Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:31 AM PDT The world's largest salt flats in Bolivia create a striking illusion when the sky is reflected on its surface. Walking across the flats people and vehicles appear to be floating in the clouds as shown in this amazing photo gallery. |
| Make Your Summer Sound Exciting With a Movie Voiceover Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:10 AM PDT This summer… Stacy tidies up her yard as she tries to sell her house. Yeah, my summer isn’t shaping up to be very exciting. But I can at least make it sound exciting, and so can you, by adding the hashtag #thissummer to the end of your Tweets. France-based telecom company Orange may pick up your Tweet and give it the movie treatment, making it sound like your lazy summer by the pool should actually involve car chases and harrowing escapes from death. I submitted the insurance one – you can follow me on Twitter to see if it gets picked up! And be sure to let us know if yours is used. We’d love to hear a trailer for your summer. |
| Pop-up Protection from Animals Posted: 09 Jun 2011 07:52 AM PDT
However, for obvious reasons the device must be inflated very fast -the faster, the better. The NeatoShop bear head might not be adequate for such a purpose. Read more about Saunder’s and Bell’s device at The Guardian. Link -via Improbable Research |
| Posted: 09 Jun 2011 06:20 AM PDT It is once again time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog. Can you guess what the pictured item is? Do you know what it is? Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you’d like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will win T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don’t include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts? For more clues, check out the What Is It? Blog. Good luck! |
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