The Onion Daily Dispatch - July 26, 2011

Tue Jul 26, 2011 www.theonion.com

Rupert Murdoch Worried He Might Have Damaged Heretofore Perfect Reputation 07.25.11 LONDON—Embroiled in a vast phone-hacking scandal involving the company he founded, respected entrepreneur and News Corp. News in Brief » Nation's Weirdest Teenager Buys Season One DVD Of 'Murphy Brown' American Voices » Co-Founder Of Mattel Dead "If he's no good anymore, is it okay to pull his arms off?" video » Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia Congress has pledged to consider looking into new sanctions following North Korea's eradication of all life on the Asian continent. Radio News » Former Marine Plans To Watch Lots Of TV

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