The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 29, 2011

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Hostage Negotiation Talks Stall In Congress 09.29.11 WASHINGTON— A congressional spokesperson informed the FBI that talks have stalled on the Senate floor and lawmakers will need more time to debate the proposed deal to release the group of schoolchildren they took hostage earlier today. News in Brief » Panicked ER Doctor Calls 911 American Voices » Insurance Costs Outstrip Wage Increases "No thanks. Life's not that cool." opinion » Ask The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-Schulz by The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-Schulz Many may find themselves curious as to why we "need" a comprehensive theory of architecture as a phenomenological concept. Of course, the intellectual abstractions of theory cannot—nor should they—ever replace the direct sense-experience of architecture in our daily lives. Radio News » K-Mart Reorganizes As Bed & Breakfast Chain

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