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Friday October 21, 2011
DemonBells
Embrace the evils of working out
Designed by a dude who spent a decade in the SEALs protecting the world and doing stuff you only do in video games when you're using Game Genie, DemonBells are SD-sculpted, injection-molded directional kettlebells (i.e., there's a front and back) specifically designed to get the user jacked while using a piece of "art in motion", something the former Raiders coach could sustain for maybe three minutes before throwing up.
The first run of impish irons come in four sizes:
20lb: Inspired by the sugar skulls of Dia de los Muertos, this DemonBell is perfect for on-the-go workouts. And weaklings.
35lb: Modeled after Japanese warrior masks, the backs of these pups match the angle of the forearm in the overhead snatch position to prevent troublesome bruising, made even more troublesome by the fact that you'd have to explain it using the words "overhead snatch position".
54lb: The OG of demons, this bell's been through rigorous CrossFit trials to make sure its ergonomic handles are nice and comfy during single- and two-handed moves, and looks like the face of a baby made by Skeletor and Trap Jaw. So...hot!
72lb: Available only for the dudes who're so jacked they're legally required to change their names to Jack, this design is based on Polynesian war masks/totem poles and features added weight towards the rear for more fluid movement during Turkish get ups, though anyone who dresses like a Turkish genie will need to be jacked to have any game.
The first run is expected to sell out quick, so snatch one up at DemonBells.com
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