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Thrillist Seattle
Thursday October 6, 2011
Momiji
Seattle's most tranquil sushi spot
1522 12th Ave; Capitol Hill; 206.448.2488
Sounding suspiciously like the phonetic spelling of what people call Kenny G's mother (but actually meaning "maple tree"), this modernist sea-foodery from the sushi impresario behind Umi and Kushi Bar is, like Kenny's parents, divided in two: in front, there's a bar lit by a light installation that looks like a dramatic crushed picnic basket, and in back, there's a wood-heavy dining room wrapped around a glass-enclosed Kyoto-style garden where they're slinging a massive menu of Far East eats prepped with Near-Northwest ingredients. Since the place is sexy like Ken's music, and you should bring a date, here's what to order for a lady friend:
You Want To Impress Because You Heard She's Underrated At Dry Humping: The Kaiseki Menu: Prepped by an entirely different chef, this multi-course tasting menu means things like marinated salmon roe served over somen, slow-cooked pork shoulder, and chicken soup w/ a grilled onigiri, aka a rice ball, which is also what Sarah Palin allegedly had w/ Glen back in the Michigan days.
Who Wore a "Real Fans Love Levesque" T-shirt When You Met Her: The Sounder Roll: One of 40 specialty rolls (each of which Roger plans to eat on the field the next time he scores...or so say the blogs!) this spicy yellowtail/avocado number is topped w/ a seared crab & creamy scallop mix, as well as wasabi aioli.
Who Doesn't Want To Eat, Not Because Of Issues Or Anything, But Because She Already Went to Dick's: The Hello Kitty: Made with stronger-than-sake shochu, this specialty 'tail gets its girl-friendly flavors from the Nadeshiko flower, fresh raspberry, and mint, so your breath will be perfect The Moment she leans in to tongue kiss.
You can also find noodles, nigiri, eats from the raw bar, and more on their menu, here
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