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Thrillist Portland
Monday December 12, 2011
Guys Holiday Gift Guide
Silent But Deadly: Airblaster Ninja Suit
Taking a timeout from doing stalefishes on the local slopes, the PDX boarder outfitters have released a new tuxedo-printed, ultra-warming, one-piece "ninja suit" that not only rocks four-way stretch wicking-material and a built-in hood, but also a "circumferential waist zip for ultra-easy #2 access", even though Wesley Matthews traditionally prefers your butt not hang when approaching him.
Get it online from Evo.com and get ready to silently and warmly stalk your next black tie affair
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Brain Stabbers: Gerber Apocalypse Tools
Sure, all your friends are mindless ugly people who just moan all the time, but you should probably protect them from the other ones with these zombie-pocalypse-ready survival blades from Gerber, who took time away from mashing up squash to make knives like the DMF, rocking a partially serrated tactical blade and a pommel for striking.
Get this blade and so much more wicked zombie/ mob/ brush-clearing tools over at GerberGear.com
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Everywhere You Want To Be: ChefStable Gift Card
503.222.0600
The restaurant group behind eight of PDX's most lauded eateries is offering a single gift card to use at any of 'em, giving your lucky giftee the option to nab Alpine goodness at Gruner, killer ramen at Wafu, or new poutine and patty madness at Foster Burger, which's Australian for "Carrie Bradshaw's boyfriend from season 4, which we still haven't gotten down here yet, but read about on Wikipedia."
Cal them up to get yours today, or find them online at ChefStableGroup.com
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Stinker: Olo's Deux
Local boutique fragrance-maker Olo's helping people believe their bodily waste smells awesome with this ultra-limited water-closet air spray featuring 100% natural pine and cedar essences and distilled water, discreetly dubbed Deux, or "number two", although what Wesley Matthews does in your bathroom is his own damn business.
You can pick it up in-store at Frances May, but you should swing by OloFragrance.com to see where they're coming from
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Wave It Away: Kymera Magic Wand Remote
Show the Wizards of Waverly Place you have magical TV powers, too, thanks to our bros, who've got the only magic-wand-shaped remote that lets you adjust the channel, volume, and much more with just a flick of the wrist.
Prove the real Mr. Wizard is you at JackThreads.com
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Thrillist Rewards: BenVenom Handmade Pillows
Give a housewarming gift that totally RAWKS: for $175, this SF master artist/stitcher will create a handmade heavy-metal pillow using nothing but vintage band tees and his devil-horned hands. Choose the all-black skull & eyepatch with a spooky, pirate-esque skull, or the Gothic-inspired "Demon Diver", each with free shipping included.
It's your comfy one-way ticket to midnight when you hit the link and score the hook-up at Thrillist Rewards
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-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ Deal 'Em - The playing card/ bar guide Drink Deck celebrates its first year in PDX with blackjack for booze.
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