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Thrillist Portland
Wednesday January 4, 2012

The Playbook

Slice It: Sizzle Pie Hits Downtown
926 W Burnside; Downtown; 503.234.7437
Taking over the building kitty-corner to Powell's, Sizzle has dismissed the dive and added more rock with a black & white tiled floor, an epically metaled jukebox, a Marshall-stack wall, and the same great pies with sauces boozed up by Oregon Pinot and New Deal Vodka, presumably named because if you drink enough of it, you won't be able to walk very well. Too soon?!
Don't worry, FDR, you have our eternal respect. You have longed for post-Powell's pizza to return and Sizzle has answered your prayers, so hit SizzlePie.com to peruse their menu.
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Fire!: Endo Apparel
From some seriously armed dudes in Hood River, Endo helps you hand out tickets to the gun show by offering T-shirts that not only flaunt yours, but also come splayed with pro-pistol messaging including a semi-auto jam reading "Keep Calm and Carry One", because "simply carrying on and ignoring a threat … isn't in the playbook of the average American", which is true, as Plaxico Burress is like eight inches taller than the norm.
Websites don't kill people, so go ahead and aim your browser at EndoApparel.com to see their selection of fully automatic styles
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Fatten Up: Killer Burger Blog
The first thing you should do when you win free burgers for 365 days: de-friend Eric "Badlands" Booker, lest he eat every one of them. The second: start a blog. For the latter, check out One Killer Burger a Day For a Year, which'll document in words and photos one man's journey as he redeems his prize from NE's Killer Burger, which may just live up to its name if this dude tries hard enough.
Swing by OneYearOfKillerBurger.com to see just what humanity is capable of
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Suh-weet!: Los Pulgas Hermanos
An OSU grad's creating sweet riffs on your favorite vampire-orgy and meth-cooking science teacher shows, with vials of True Blood-ish "cruelty free and willingly donated", strawberry-flavored, crystallized "V", and baggies of Heisenberg Blue Glass rock candy, which you shouldn't chew, because 9 out of 10 dentists consider teeth Breaking Bad.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner and nothing says love like simulated meth, so swing on by their online shop and get your lady some candy
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-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ Wax On. Wax Off. - At the brand-new European Wax Center in Beaverton, offering dudes free waxing services for their Grand Opening. Really.
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