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2012/02/27

The Onion Daily Dispatch - February 27, 2012

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Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits 04.13.05

WASHINGTON, DC—A report released Monday by the Federal Consumer Quality-Of-Life Control Board indicates that the cost of living now outstrips life's benefits for many Americans.

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GLAAD To Honor Any Mainstream Film That Gets One Thing Right About Being Gay

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Obama Proposes Lowering Corporate Tax Rate

"This is exactly the sort of idea that Republicans will deny they've been saying for 30 years."

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I’m Getting Bitten By The Oscar Bug…AGAIN!

by Jackie Harvey

For some people, March Madness begins in March, and it’s tied to college basketball, but not me!

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Many Animals Harmed In Catering For New Film

Many Animals Harmed In Catering For New Film

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Dear The Onion,
Please remove the stars covering the nipples of the models on the last few pages.

— Kurt Blankenship, Flint, MI

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