DAL: The Hi-Tech Hangover Cure

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Thrillist Dallas
Monday May 21, 2012

Avalon O2's Hangover Helper Package
Like coffee/aspirin/burger, but up your nose

5805 Saintsbury Ste 107; The Colony; 214.783.5036

Because the only thing worse than realizing you're out of liquor is waking up after drinking all your liquor, head to Avalon O2. The brand-new oxygen bar features a weekend, 11a-3p "Hangover Helper Treatment" that draws inspiration from a brutal Vegas experience that had the owner "riding the porcelain bus" until the Crazy Fish proprietress dragged her to an oxygen treatment facility, where she was Clockwork Oranged by Oprah made to feel much, much better. How she's helping you rejoin the land of the living:

Oxygen: The main deal's that O2 bar, where you'll take 20 minutes of 98%-pure, hopefully incurring positive effects from hangover-smashing to immune system-strengthening. The oxygen's also infused with aromatherapy oils, which allegedly enliven your brain's alpha waves, and at the very least smell better than you after a bender.

Electric Shock Therapy: No, not really, but they do have a device that sends small electrical impulses to your shoulders, to help you relax before killing the Malaysian Prime Minister.

Massage: She'll give you a massage to further reduce stress, unless you get all freaked out around curvaceous blondes, in which case look forward to even tenser shoulders.

"Secret Elixir": The secret is actually Mercy, a hangover-preventing beverage you're technically supposed to consume before drinking, so once your hangover's gone you know exactly where you're headed.


They've got science-y words backing all this up on their website, so click here & head over when your next hangover hits
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-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ 5-courser @ Scardello - Head to the artisan cheesery where guest chef Kyle McClelland's prepping a frommage-centric feast; Wed, 730p.
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