Neatorama |
- The Lost Battalion
- Geeky Artwork Created With Mario Paint
- 10 Amazingly Old Things That Still Work
- Awkward Vintage Photos From Dance Classes
- Now That’s Some Sweet Fast Food
- Stop Motion Crochet – Arthur Animated
- Kicking It Old School In Skyrim
- Portraits Of America By Jamie Trueblood
- Real Cats Pee Like Men
- Cthulhu Barbie
- Portal Gas Masks Help You Breathe Easier
- The Law in Longyearbyen, Norway: No Dying Allowed!
- Combination Bow/Shotgun
- Why People Cheat and Lie (Just a Little!)
- Vintage Ventriloquist Portraits Will Give You Nightmares
- The Third Mario Brother
- Fun Music Video – Zeroes And Ones
- Light Left On For 77 Years Racked Up $17,000 Electricity Bill
- This Lawyer Is A Cowboy, Patriot And Champion Of Freedom
- Black Magic in Roman Curses
- Some Of The Most Ridiculous Comic Book Characters From The 1990s
- Mind The Map
- The Human Pantone
- A Movie Made From Getty Images Stock Photos
- Flemish Portraits by Sacha Goldberger
- Everything You Want To Know About The Animaniacs
- Neil Gaiman Wrote a Comic for This Fan to Tattoo on His Back
- The Final Journey of USS Iowa
- CCTV
- Back To The Future in LEGO
- The Plant That Hunts Its Prey
- Redwoods, the Super Trees
- Every Day is a Holiday
- The Beast Giant Fist Kool Koozie
- Mechanical Matchmaking: The Science of Love in the 1920s
- Gender Balance on Social Networking Sites
| Posted: 28 May 2012 05:03 AM PDT The following is an article from the book Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Salutes the Armed Forces. They weren’t really lost, but a series of command failures and tactical errors kept them trapped for days while the whole world wondered what would happen to them. THE CAMPAIGN TO END ALL WARS The final campaign of World War I was set for H-hour, 5:30AM on October 4, 1918. General John J. “Black Jack” Pershing, commanding the U.S. Expeditionary Force in Europe, had ordered the left wing of the U.S. 1st Army to push forward into the Argonne Forest on September 29. German artillery hidden in the forest had been clobbering American and French forces, and Pershing wanted the guns silenced before the massive Allied advance. Major General Robert Alexander’s 77th Infantry Division drew the assignment; his orders were to push forward “without regard to losses.” Major Charles W. Whittlesey The Argonne was different from other battlefields. A few trails meandered through the woods, but the enormous size of the forest and the density of the trees made it difficult to organize cooperative action among units, some of which quickly became separated. Brigadier General Evan Johnson, commanding the 154th Brigade, made it clear to the battalions under his command that “Any ground gained must be held… If I find anybody ordering a withdrawal from ground once held, I will see he leaves the service,” meaning dishonorably. Major Charles W. Whittlesey’s 1st Battalion of the 308th Infantry Regiment was part of Johnson’s brigade and received the same message. INTO THE FOREST Whittlesey’s composite battalion consisted of Companies A, B, C, E, G, and H from the 308th Infantry, Companies C and D from the 306th Machine Gun Battalion, and Company K from the 307th Infantry, which accidentally joined them later. All the companies were depleted from earlier losses when they entered the Argonne Forest. Whittlesey had been told not to worry about safeguarding his flanks because an American battalion with the French infantry would be on his left and two American battalions would be on his right. On October 2, he and his roughly 670 men plunged into the foggy, rain-drenched Argonne Forest, lost contact with the units on his flanks, but kept pressing forward. By accident, Whittlesey’s battalion found a gap in the German line, but lost about 90 men before resistance subsided. With nightfall approaching, Whittlesey moved the battalion in to a ravine that ran along the side of a steep and rocky slope about 300 yards long and 60 yards wide with good defensive ground and protection from mortar fire. Whittlesey then waited through the night for the other units to make contact.
SO NEAR AND YET …SO FAR Captain George G. McMurtry Meanwhile, the men were hungry and thirsty. To reach water, they had to crawl 50 yards to a stream running along the base of the ravine -but the stream was covered by a German machine gun. Too many men had been hit trying to reach it, so Whittlesey posted guards with orders to shoot anyone attempting to fill their canteens. During a mortar barrage, both Whittlesey and Captain George G. McMurtry had been hit by shrapnel. McMurtry’s knee began to fester, but both officers continued to hobble among the men, stopping at each foxhole to assure the men that help was on the way. The men knew their major would never surrender. Newspaper correspondents hanging around headquarters learned about the trapped unit and started writing daily accounts about the “Lost Battalion.” ONE MORE DAY On the morning of October 4, a mortar bombardment and firefight did more damage. The major sent a second pigeon, again asking for help and reporting 222 casualties, with 82 men dead. His machine gun crews were decimated -only five were left with little ammunition, and the medics were running out of bandages. General Alexander detached two companies, but they were stopped by the enemy and turned back after losing more than half their men. “FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, STOP IT” Cher Ami October 5 opened with another German mortar attack on the remaining machine gun positions. Whittlesey sent another pigeon requesting artillery support -but with the wrong coordinates. American artillery opened at 1:15PM, and for four hours shells rained down on the Lost Battalion instead of the Germans. There were only two pigeons left, but when Private Richards opened the cage, one escaped. The other, Cher Ami, carried this brief message from the major: “Our own artillery is dropping a barrage directly on us. For heaven’s sake, stop it!” The pigeon flew to a nearby tree and settled on a branch. When throwing stones failed to dislodge the bird, Richards dodged howling artillery shells, climbed the tree, and shook the branch until the pigeon flew off and disappeared. No one expected much to come of it, but Cher Ami reached division headquarters at 4:00PM, with one leg and one eye missing. THINGS COULDN’T GET WORSE, COULD THEY? Finally, on October 6, artillery fire began to fall on the Germans, taking pressure off Whittlesey’s battered men. Germans still lurked around the perimeter but were too busy to attack. New enemies intruded on morale- hunger, thirst, cold, battle fatigue, and the stench of putrefying corpses. With all the pigeons gone, Private Richards ate the birdseed. Later in a the day, a reconnaissance plane spotted the battalion and reported its position. An hour later, planes from the 50th Aero Squadron dropped supplies, dehydrated soups, and ammunition, all which landed on the Germans. Whittlesey’s men heard the enemy rejoicing over the bungled airdrop. Nine desperate men from the battalion were captured trying to rescue the parcels.
THE VOLUNTEERS On the morning of October 7, Private Lowell B. Hollingsworth lay in his foxhole with a slight wound, weak with hunger, and feeling hopeless. When told that Whittlesey wanted eight volunteers to infiltrate through the German lines to contact nearby friendly forces who were searching for the battalion, Hollingsworth knew it could be his last chance to find food. Seven more volunteers stepped forward, including Private Carl Rainwater, a full-blooded Indian from Montana, who the volunteers chose as their guide and leader. The eight men worked silently through the forest, stopping frequently to let the wounded rest. After less than a mile, Rainwater halted and raised his hand for the others to stop. A machine gun opened fire, and Hollingsworth fell unconscious. When he came to, there was a German gun pointed at his head. Four of his buddies were dead and the other three wounded. Hollingsworth was taken prisoner and fed, then the Germans returned him to his battalion with a note encouraging Major Whittlesey to surrender. Whittlesey read the note but didn’t reply. When the men learned of the contents of the message, they shouted rude things in German back across the lines. LOST AND FOUND The survivors of the Lost Battalion Early in the evening, elements from the 77th Division broke through the German lines and located the Lost Battalion. Of Whittlesey’s original 600 men, only 191 were able to walk. Five men from the battalion received the Medal of Honor, including Whittlesey and McMurtry, and 26 men were awarded the Distinguished Service Medal. The carrier pigeon, Cher Ami, was awarded the French Croix de Guerre for heroic services delivering 12 important messages to his headquarters in Verdun. His stuffed body is on display in the National Museum of American History at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C. __________
Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts. If you like Neatorama, you’ll love the Bathroom Reader Institute’s books – go ahead and check ‘em out! |
| Geeky Artwork Created With Mario Paint Posted: 28 May 2012 04:00 AM PDT Most kids that received the Super Nintendo “game” Mario Paint as a gift probably felt like their day was ruined by this unwanted visitor. The guy in this video, nicknamed RuiZinen, dedicated time and energy to showing the world just what Mario Paint can do, if you train to become a master of Mario mouse control. I bow to your skills, RuiZinen. Next stop MS Paint! –via Destructoid |
| 10 Amazingly Old Things That Still Work Posted: 28 May 2012 03:03 AM PDT Alex recently shared the story of a light that was still going after 77 years, but if you think that’s impressive, then behold the one above that’s been going for 111. For more creations that have lasted amazingly long, check out this interesting Oddee article. |
| Awkward Vintage Photos From Dance Classes Posted: 28 May 2012 02:42 AM PDT These aspiring dancing machines have been immortalized at the most awkward stage in their lives-adolescence. You can almost see the acne forming, hear their voices cracking and smell the overactive hormones in the air when you look through these awesomely awkward photos. These photos are a good example of what kids are talking about when they accuse their parents of ruining their lives, and you can thank a site called These Americans for letting these childhood skeletons out of the closet. Jazz hands! Link –via Flavorwire |
| Now That’s Some Sweet Fast Food Posted: 28 May 2012 01:58 AM PDT It may look like French fries with ketchup, but this is actually a tasty dessert featuring krinkle-cut pound cake and raspberry syrup. Yummy! Link Via Laughing Squid |
| Stop Motion Crochet – Arthur Animated Posted: 28 May 2012 01:34 AM PDT This stop motion short is entitled Arthur Animated, and it documents Jo Hamilton’s amazing crochet portraiture skills, as she creates a larger than life portrait of her sadly now deceased friend Arthur Cheesman. Head over to Boing Boing if you want to watch Jo’s masterpiece grow, strand by strand, right before your eyes. Link –via Boing Boing |
| Kicking It Old School In Skyrim Posted: 28 May 2012 12:51 AM PDT MC Dovahkiin, a.k.a. Big Dragonborn, is so much more G than Lil’ Wayne it’s ridiculous. Of course, the best MC in this video is by far the shortie dressed as Aela. Via Kotaku |
| Portraits Of America By Jamie Trueblood Posted: 28 May 2012 12:28 AM PDT Perusing through Jamie Trueblood’s photographs is like taking a long, strange trip across America, watching the kitsch and color fly by the window of your Cadillac car. These are moments frozen in time, subjects captured in sometimes awkward situations, seemingly unaware of being photographed on life’s grand old stage. They’re voyeuristic, but not in a creepy sex offender kind of way, and Jamie’s unfiltered view of America goes down smooth without all those empty calories. Link –via Beautiful/Decay |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 11:47 PM PDT Someone needs to install a urinal into his litter box to make this process even easier for the little guy. |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 11:00 PM PDT Since 1959, Cthulhu has given young girls unrealistic expectations about body image and moral depravity. Sabrina Zbasnik’s treatment is probably an improvement. Note: the Cthulhu Dream Dungeon is sold separately. Link -via Bit Rebels |
| Portal Gas Masks Help You Breathe Easier Posted: 27 May 2012 10:47 PM PDT |
| The Law in Longyearbyen, Norway: No Dying Allowed! Posted: 27 May 2012 10:00 PM PDT In the frozen Svalbard archipelago, far north of the Norwegian mainland, temperatures rarely drop below freezing. This became a problem during the influenza pandemic of 1917-1920 because the victims’ bodies did not decompose, the virus inside of them did not die. So officials in the settlement of Longyearbyen passed a clever law to prevent further destruction by the disease. They banned death:
|
| Posted: 27 May 2012 09:00 PM PDT (Video Link) What’s going on here? There’s little information about the mod, but Mike at Everyday, No Days Off speculates:
|
| Why People Cheat and Lie (Just a Little!) Posted: 27 May 2012 08:00 PM PDT
There are a few bad apples that cheat a lot, but surely most of us are honest people who'd never cheat, right? Not according to research study by Duke University Economics professor Dan Ariely. His study showed that almost everybody cheats just a little. In a series of experiments, Ariely was able to increase or decrease the ratio of cheaters:
Interestingly, increasing the payoff or the probability of being caught has no effect on making people cheat more. The Wall Street Journal has the fascinating (honest!) post: Link |
| Vintage Ventriloquist Portraits Will Give You Nightmares Posted: 27 May 2012 07:30 PM PDT It’s hard for me to imagine a time when people didn’t find ventriloquist dummies to be downright terrifying, and these pictures prove they were the stuff of nightmares well before Rod Serling turned them into cold blooded killers on the Twilight Zone. These old timey portraits of ventriloquists and their dummies come from the Vintage Ventriloquism Flickr group, who are dedicated to sharing and preserving these unnerving portraits with the world. Thanks guys, now I’m gonna need a cocktail and a sleeping pill just to get to sleep tonight! |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 07:00 PM PDT |
| Fun Music Video – Zeroes And Ones Posted: 27 May 2012 06:27 PM PDT This quirky music video is for the Baby Seal Club song Zeroes and Ones, and it features a bunch of chickens wreaking havoc on the beet headed employees at an Apple store. It’s poultry flavored mayhem at its finest, and the song ain’t half bad neither! –via Laughing Squid |
| Light Left On For 77 Years Racked Up $17,000 Electricity Bill Posted: 27 May 2012 06:00 PM PDT
Link (Photo: Allen J. Schaben/LA Times) - via Now What's Trending |
| This Lawyer Is A Cowboy, Patriot And Champion Of Freedom Posted: 27 May 2012 05:33 PM PDT Adam Reposa is a self-proclaimed champion of freedom, patriot and one badass lawyer. Watch him wheel his monstrous truck around town, looking to smash those who oppose his right to cowboy up and punch freedom haters in the face. According to Adam, when you’re a lawyer you can smash up people’s cars on the road without retribution, and kick in their windows for going to trial against his clients. He’s bringing a sense of Wild West justice back to lawyering, one car driving coward at a time. Yeehaw! –via Best Week Ever |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 05:00 PM PDT
There ain't no curse like black magic curse! Newly deciphered tablets revealed the use of black magic in 1,600-year-old Roman curses: Owen Jarus of LiveScience has the story: Link |
| Some Of The Most Ridiculous Comic Book Characters From The 1990s Posted: 27 May 2012 04:39 PM PDT The comic book boom of the 1990s brought with it many new trends-more anti-hero main characters, mature and intelligent storylines and, to the dismay of readers worldwide, a wave of really cheesy super villains that sent readers looking for a refund! It’s as if the creators were tired of creating suitable foes for our favorite superfolks so they decided to phone a few in, with no intention of longevity or charisma behind these baddies. i09 has put together a short list of some of the worst offenders, and as a rabid comic book reader I can safely say that this list should really be at least twice as long! |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 04:00 PM PDT
I love old maps and this cleverly titled "Mind the Map" exhibition (from the famous "Mind the Gap" phrase, if you're familiar with it) at the London Transport Museum certainly has a lot of them: the exhibition features the museum's maps and artwork about the London Tube. Chris Michael of The Guardian has 14 of the best examples: Link |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 03:00 PM PDT
French artist Pierre David took photographs of 40 models and arranged them according to their skin tones. The result is a color chart of skin a la the iconic PANTONE color guide: Link - via Design Taxi Previously on Neatorama: The Michael Jackson Coffee Scale |
| A Movie Made From Getty Images Stock Photos Posted: 27 May 2012 02:31 PM PDT This strobing short is sponsored by Getty Images, who hired BBDO Brazil to put over 800 of their stock images together in this neat, seizure inducing package entitled From Love To Bingo. It moves along so quickly that you’ll miss sections if you blink, and if you feel a full body trembling seizure coming on look away from the screen! –via Boing Boing |
| Flemish Portraits by Sacha Goldberger Posted: 27 May 2012 02:00 PM PDT
What's not to like about French photographer Sacha Goldberger's [warning: auto sound] portrait photos in the style of Flemish Old Masters? It's got gorgeous women, fantastic costumes and ... animals in ruff collars! Wait till you see the squirrel monkey in ruff in this My Modern Met gallery: Link Previously on Neatorama: Super Mamika! by Sacha Goldberger |
| Everything You Want To Know About The Animaniacs Posted: 27 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT
Kids love Animaniacs for the slapstick comedy, and adults like it for the well, surprisingly clever humor and wordplay (that or Hello Nurse ... Good night, everybody!). Sadly, the cartoon series ended in 1998 after just 99 glorious episodes. So if you're jonesing for more Animaniacs, head on over to mental_floss where Rob Lammle has written the definitive "real story" behind Animaniacs, with a little help from creator Tom Ruegger.
|
| Neil Gaiman Wrote a Comic for This Fan to Tattoo on His Back Posted: 27 May 2012 12:30 PM PDT Burton Olivier, a hardcore fan of novelist and comic book writer Neil Gaiman, wanted a special tattoo to cover his back. So he asked Gaiman to design one. The author agreed if Olivier would make a contribution to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. Gaiman hired comic book artist David Mack to make the visual design, then composed the following poem:
Which active author would you like to design a tattoo for you? Link | Photo: Neil Gaiman |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 12:00 PM PDT
Los Angeles Times photographer Don Bartletti snapped this wonderful photo of the battleship U.S.S. Iowa passing underneath the Golden Gate Bridge on its final journey. Steve Chawkins of the LA Times has the story: Link | USS Iowa official website |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 11:00 AM PDT From reading British blogs and news sites, this is exactly the impression I have of modern England. CCTV cameras are everywhere, and in this short film, they never forget, and never give up. This is another of the Max X series by Ant Carpendale and Dave Parker. -Thanks, Ant! |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 10:30 AM PDT
Like Marty McFly said in Back To The Future, if you put your mind into it, you can accomplish anything. Like this DeLorean Time Machine LEGO by Brickshelf user Sakuretu: Link - via LEGO CUUSOO and The Daily What Geek |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 10:00 AM PDT
Consuelo De Moraes
|
| Posted: 27 May 2012 09:21 AM PDT
That sure looks high off the ground! National Geographic photographer Michael "Nick" Nichols snapped the photo of botanist Marie Antoine passing a core sample of a 350-foot, 750-year-old redwood tree, to ecologist Giacomo Renzullo. View more fascinating photos and story over at National Geographic's 2009 story about California redwoods by Joel Bourne, "The Super Trees" | Photo Gallery by Michael Nichols See also this Neatorama classic: 10 Most Magnificent Trees in the World |
| Posted: 27 May 2012 08:25 AM PDT Paul Loong was born in Malaysia, and served with the British Royal Air Force during World War II. He spent three years in Japanese prison camps. Then Loong worked for years to become a U.S. citizen, which included joining the U.S. Army during the Korean War. But even then, he had to fight for citizenship. Afterward, Loong became a doctor for the Veterans Administration. And that’s just the barest details of his incredible life. Now 88 years old, Loong only recently began to share his wartime stories when he revealed a diary he kept as a POW. Loong’s daughter, Theresa Loong, produced a documentary on her father’s life that will air this weekend on PBS. Check your local listings for Every Day is a Holiday. Link to story. Link to film site. -via Fark |
| The Beast Giant Fist Kool Koozie Posted: 27 May 2012 07:19 AM PDT
You are an amazing individual. Don’t let a canned beverage dominate you. Dominate your drink with The Beast Giant Fist Koozie from the NeatoShop. This excellent giant fist shaped can cooler is easy to clean and reusable. Make him your trusty summer companion today. Father’s Day is June 17th! Don’t forget to pick up a rad gift for Dad! Check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Father’s Day gift suggestions. |
| Mechanical Matchmaking: The Science of Love in the 1920s Posted: 27 May 2012 07:00 AM PDT People have been looking for a formula for romantic love for a long time -whether it’s a fantasy love potion, or a scientific equation that will gauge the feasibility of a match between two people. In 1924, the magazine Science and Invention published a scientific test to determine the probability of marital happiness for couples. There were four tests, including the Nervous Disorder Test:
Read the rest at Paleofuture. Link |
| Gender Balance on Social Networking Sites Posted: 27 May 2012 06:00 AM PDT Oh boy, what does it say about me that I am a member of reddit, Digg, del.icio.us, and G+, but not Pinterest? I don’t know if you can actually say that “chicks rule” just because there are more of them on social networking sites. I don’t even know if there actually ARE more females on social networking sites, since Livejournal, Tumblr, myYearbook, Catster, and other sites are not represented at all, and since what is defined as a “social networking site” varies depending on who is defining. But here’s the data for these sites! If you need a larger version to read, see the full size chart at Information is Beautiful. Link -via Geeks Are Sexy |
| You are subscribed to email updates from Neatorama To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
| Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 | |
No comments:
Post a Comment
Keep a civil tongue.