The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 15, 2012

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Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy 05.15.12 HERSHEY, PA—Hershey's, the American confectionery giant behind such treats as Hershey's Kisses, Twizzlers, and the Symphony chocolate bar, announced Tuesday that it had run out of candy and would cease operations immediately. News in Brief » 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast American Voices » 'Avengers' Has Record Second Weekend “Aw, man, I should have made The Avengers.” opinion » Smoove Is Remodeling by Smoove B, Love Man By Smoove B Radio News » Authorities Place Alabama Residents In Foster State

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