The Onion Daily Dispatch - July 04, 2012

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New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem 07.04.12 BOSTON—According to a survey published Wednesday by historians at Boston University, more than 85 percent of Americans are unfamiliar with the upbeat, traditional dance routine intended to accompany the singing of the national anthem. Once taught in... News in Brief » Man Who Pulls Up With Music Pumping Probably Coming From Someplace Cooler American Voices » Hottest 12 Months On Record "I was wondering why I was complaining so much." opinion » Anchower's Gotta Spend Some Time Away by Jim Anchower By Jim Anchower  Radio News » Eric Being A Real Dick Lately Eric Being A Real Dick Lately

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