Pfizer Kingpin Gunned Down In Ongoing Prescription Drug Cartel Turf War - March 19, 2013

Tue Mar 19, 2013 www.theonion.com

Pfizer Kingpin Gunned Down In Ongoing Prescription Drug Cartel Turf War 03.15.13 NEW YORK—In the latest of an increasingly violent series of murders linked to international prescription drug trafficking, infamous Pfizer cartel leader Philip “El Loco” Cox was gunned down Thursday by rivals from the Bristol-Myers Squib... News in Brief » Punxsutawney Phil Beheaded For Inaccurate Prediction On Annual Groundhog Slaughtering Day American Voices » Canadian Prisoners Escape Via Helicopter “Can’t Canadians do anything without showboating?” opinion » I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual Frustration by Pope Francis I By Pope Francis I Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

featured section: » Letters To The Editor » Dear The Onion, I got nothing to say. Guess I’m pretty chill that way. — Tyler Hallam, Los Angeles Most Popular »

If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.