NATO Airstrike Destroys Key Taliban Day Care Center - April 09, 2013

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NATO Airstrike Destroys Key Taliban Day Care Center 04.08.13 KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—Following weeks of careful planning, NATO officials revealed Monday that an airstrike had successfully destroyed a vital Taliban day care center in eastern Afghanistan, killing over 45 Taliban babies and toddlers. News in Brief » Man Not Certain What Any Of His Coworkers' Names Are American Voices » Airline Passenger Complaints Up Sharply “As the talkative guy eating a tuna salad sandwich next to you, I’m largely to blame for this report.” opinion » Hey Guys, It's Been A While Since I Wrote One Of These Columns by Sean Penn By Sean Penn Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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