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Thrillist Austin
Friday May 31, 2013

If You Can't Beat 'Em... Eat 'Em
How to catch, kill, and cook cicadas

Things you probably didn't know about cicadas: 1) even though the species native to Texas only completes its life cycle every 13yrs, some emerge almost every year, generally from April-July, 2) they're about to kill everyone on the Eastern seaboard, and 3) you can save humanity by eating them (on Mexican green rice, no less!).


This. Is. Now. A. Thing.
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TrackingPoint Precision Guided Firearms
A gun that does the aiming for you
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The Chicago House
Craft beers, plus it's always 4:20
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Austin Kickboxing Academy
Become a Muay Thai master
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La Barbecue: Cuisine Texicana
Keeping the pits fresh
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Restaurant Jezebel
The return of the Jezi
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Moniker Guitars
Austin instrument maker lets you pull the strings
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A North Korean feast in Austin that Kim Jong-un totally attended

Because, according to a poll taken in North Korea, North Korean food is the BEST FOOD IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, upstart N'awlins-based supper club Dinner Lab hosted a NK-themed feast in an Austin, TX warehouse. And it was lucky enough to be graced by the presence of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un himself, who made everyone in Texas feel comfortable by continuously doffing his cowboy hat, changing size, and standing in people's salads. See all the action in our photo gallery.

Kimchi, rice bowls, and something called hotteok are right this way
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Reddit // Samuel L. Jackson is going to recite whichever 300-word monologue here gets the most votes
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Bullz-Eye // App of the week: Bondsy
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The AV Club // Bill Nye explains how Superman shaves
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Matador // Here's how you maximize your travel experience
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Funny or Die // The 15 most confusing signs ever
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