New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up - June 11, 2013

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New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up 06.10.13 WASHINGTON—According to a groundbreaking new study published Monday in the Journal Of The American Medical Association, it is impossible to lose weight, no one has ever lost a single pound of fat through diet or exercise, and those attempting... News in Brief » Crowd Cheers As 93-Year-Old Fuckup Finally Graduates From College American Voices » NSA Whistleblower Flees To Hong Kong “Any excuse to visit The Jewel of the East.” opinion » If You Wish To Be A Writer, Have Sex With Someone Who Works In Publishing by Joyce Carol Oates By Joyce Carol Oates Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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