Congress Fiercely Divided Over Completely Blank Bill That Says And Does Nothing - July 26, 2013

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Congress Fiercely Divided Over Completely Blank Bill That Says And Does Nothing 07.25.13 WASHINGTON—A blank piece of legislation that says nothing, does nothing, and contains no text whatsoever has been the source of heated debate in Washington this week, and has sharply divided Congress along partisan lines, Beltway sources confirmed T... News in Brief » Proposed Legislation Offers Citizenship To Immigrants Who Can Play Piano So Good It Makes Everyone Cry American Voices » Calling People Fat Spurs Weight Gain “Oh no! I thought I was helping.” opinion » Without Guns, How Am I Supposed To Defend Myself From My Family? by Sean Lewis By Sean Lewis Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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