Five Investing Tips From Carlos Danger

The Two Energy Companies to Own in 2013 - and Beyond By the end of 2013, one global energy story is going to dominate the news. A new technology - never before tried in the United States - could redraw the global energy map. And two small companies are poised to rake in a large chunk of the nearly $400 billion in profits expected. They were specially approved by the Department of Energy, and at the moment, they have a near monopoly on this lucrative technology. If you invest now, you could potentially collect five-figure checks every year - for the next 20 years. In this video, I'll tell you more about these companies - and the best way to play their shares for short-term gains - and long-term income. SPONSORED Wednesday, July 31, 2013 | Issue #2089 Five Investing Tips From Carlos Danger Marc Lichtenfeld, Chief Income Strategist, The Oxford Club Hello, my friends. It is I, Carlos Danger. Marc Lichtenfeld, who usually writes this column on Wednesdays, is preoccupied at the moment on Twitter, so I, whose generosity can be matched by no man, have offered to step in for him. Come with me, I want to show you something. Wait, where are you going? I'm talking about advice on investing. Perhaps you thought I was referring to something else? Just follow my five investing tips, and you too can invest like Carlos Danger. There's no such thing as too much risk. Like my relationships with women (and there are many), the riskier the better. When it comes to investing, I also take on as much risk as I can. How else am I going to make the big money? Uh, not that I need it. I don't. Really. Whether I'm tweeting pictures of myself to 22-year-old women I've never met, or investing in penny stocks, it always works out for the best. So take those big risks. What could possibly go wrong? 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I go with my gut. I don't worry about what will happen if my wife finds out I invested her entire retirement account in Rick's Cabaret (Nasdaq: RICK). If she is upset, I will just apologize, sell the stock and buy it again a few months later. Don't worry about the future. I sure don't. If I need money today (which of course I don't), I sell my stocks. I don't concern myself with the long term. Things always work out for Carlos Danger. There is no reason to invest for five or 10 years down the road by owning quality companies that raise their dividend every year. A stock like Johnson & Johnson (NYSE: JNJ) is not a Carlos Danger stock. Pay no attention to cost. Carlos Danger doesn't worry about cost. That's for lesser men. I pay whatever price has to be paid and so should you. Some people claim that keeping your costs lower is an important way to increasing your returns. But I give all my money to my broker. Sure, he charges me 1% plus other fees that I don't even know about. But this way, I don't have to spend time looking after my money. He does it. I'm sure he cares just as much about my money as I do. And that way I'm free to pursue other, er, interests. So now, my friends, you know how to invest as successfully as Carlos Danger. Next time, we'll go over how to have an incredibly fruitful social life. Good investing, Carlos   Recent Articles: Investment U The SEC's New Rules Could Make You Rich: Crowdfunding is going to revolutionize the way you invest... and there's a new law that's enabling regular people to access investment opportunities previously available only to the wealthy. What I Told Rand Paul: Don't let government bungling keep you out of the stock market. The free enterprise system is built on a durable, three-pronged foundation. Recent Articles: Wealthy Retirement A Disaster for Stock Prices: It's important to understand the safety of a stock's dividend. It can help you avoid disasters like these. 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