Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself - July 31, 2013

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Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself 07.30.13 NEW YORK—Sources are confirming that a sad fucking loser, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life to talk to, is currently attending a 1:30 p.m. screening of the film Red 2 all by himself. News in Brief » Publicist’s Single Dream In Life For Nation To Have Wes Bentley Fever American Voices » Border Patrol Finds Pot On Bieber Tour Bus “Whoa, that kid’s got his own bus?” opinion » You’re New Here, But You Should Know That I’m The Guy Whose Computer People Gather Around To Watch Funny Videos by Mark Waggoner By Mark Waggoner Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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