It's Getting Real In The Whole Foods... Food Court?

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Monday July 15, 2013

A 4700-calorie sandwich from "America's Healthiest Grocery Store"

There are really only four reasons to go to a Whole Foods in Austin: 1) you're out of kale, 2) you're out of quinoa, 3) you're out of kale and quinoa, and 4) you want to create an improbably gluttonous, completely amazing sandwich that clocks in at an estimated 4700 calories, nearly twice the government-recommended 2400 calories per day for men aged 19-30.


We're totally stocked up on kale and quinoa, sooooooo...
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