Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement - August 12, 2013

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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement 08.09.13 RALEIGH, NC—Calling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he is seriously considering a career in law enforce... News in Brief » Israel Builds New Settlement To Host Palestinian Peace Talks American Voices » Smarter Women Less Likely To Have Kids “As a strong, intelligent woman, I plan on getting pregnant tonight just to prove this offensive study wrong.” opinion » I Admit It, I Need Help Acquiring More Drugs by Ray Patton By Ray Patton Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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