Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times - August 02, 2013

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Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times  08.01.13 In a new report released Wednesday by the Pew Research center, Americans indicated that when it comes to what they expect from their country, all they really want is to be safe, happy, rich, comfortable, and entertained at absolutely all times. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Area Desk Doesn't Mind If People Sit On It Like A Chair Every Once In Awhile WATCH NOW » Economists: People Who Paint Selves Silver And Pretend To Be Statues Make Average Of $10 Million Per Year WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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