15 Deadly Reasons To Never Visit Australia

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Saturday September 14, 2013

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you

Nestled between the Indian and Pacific oceans is a little slice of paradise... one that the most terrible, venomous, predatory creatures call "home". No, we're not talking about the island from Lost, friend; instead, we take you to the tenth circle of hell, known to the rest of the world as "Australia". Sure, they've lobbed some deceptively safe curve balls our way in the past... Gotye, INXS, and the opportunistically doltish Crocodile Dundee, to name a few, but they also grow some of the most dangerous and deadly species known to man. Check out this roundup, lest people refer to you after your next Aussie vacay as "somebody that I used to know..."


Find out who the worst offenders are, so you can run away in fear at the sight of them
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How to escape The Big Easy's tourist traps

Congrats, you made it to New Orleans! We couldn't be happier to have you in our beloved city (yes, even if you're from Atlanta). The Big Easy is as unique an American town as has ever existed, and it's rightfully won a reputation across the globe for its food, culture, music, and bead-driven public nudity. With all that awesomeness, however, also comes tourist traps -- here are some pro tips to make sure you get the former, rather than the latter.

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