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It's A Small Cake After All

Posted: 27 Sep 2013 04:00 AM PDT

I know, I know, just posting a picture of this cake will get that infernal song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Sorry, but despite the catchy tune, this cake, created by Cinderella Cakes for Yelp user Lyn N.'s baby's first birthday, is still amazing enough that it just has to be shared. 

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Pumpkin Spice: The Horror Movie

Posted: 27 Sep 2013 03:00 AM PDT

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The pumpkins are taking over everything, along with their allies, cinnamon, clove, and ginger. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide! You cannot escape Pumpkin Spice!

Remember, kids, pumpkins are for pies and jack-o-lanterns. And besides, it's not even October yet! Seriously, is this pumpkin spice obsession here just to make me feel bad about my pumpkin patch's complete failure this year? -via Viral Viral Videos

Bat-Eating Cane Toad

Posted: 27 Sep 2013 02:00 AM PDT


Image: Yufani Olaya

No, that toad is not sprouting wings. You're looking at a rare, perhaps the only, photograph of a cane toad eating a bat.

The photo was taken in the Cerros de Amotape National Park in Peru by park ranger Yufani Olaya, and posted on Phil Torres' blog.

Phil Torres (@phil_torres) of Peru Nature reported that Olaya said that the bat was flying a bit too close to the ground while trying to feed on insects when it accidentally ran into the open mouth of a cane toad. Cane toads are opportunistic feeders and have been reported feeding on practically anything it can swallow.

But did the cane toad manage to eat this bat? Olaya later reported that the toad couldn't get the remaining wings into its mouth, and spat out the bat. At first, he thought the bat - ahem, croacked - but the bat slowly recovered and managed to fly away.

One Sorry Individual

Posted: 27 Sep 2013 01:00 AM PDT

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Poor Jesse Pinkman. Has any character ever gone through so much misery and abuse in the history of television? This supercut contain Breaking Bad spoilers. It also contains of lot of hurt, so viewer discretion is advised. -via Uproxx

Monty Python Wallet

Posted: 27 Sep 2013 12:00 AM PDT

Monty Python Wallet

Are you looking for a completely different type of place to hide all that wonderful hard earned cash? Get a the wallet that will really make a splash. 

The Monty Python wallet features graphics,sound effects, and music, from Monty Python's iconic movies. It is made of lightweight Tyvek and is tear-resistant, water-resistant, expandable, recyclable, and let's not forget eco-friendly. There is an on/off switch for those times when a singing wallet would be deemed inappropriate.    

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more more great Wallets, Purses, & Coin Bags

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Charts Illustrating the Disneyland Experience

Posted: 27 Sep 2013 12:00 AM PDT

Are you going to Disneyland? Be prepared, for it can be a harrowing experience. The Gentleman's Armchair drew 6 charts illustrating what you can expect. You can find them all at the link.

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Consulting Game

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 11:04 PM PDT

Consulting Game
Consulting Game by ntesign

Ah, the consulting game - an exciting game where if you win, it'll make you rich. If you don't, it'll make you into shoes. In his take on our favorite "consulting criminal," t-shirt illustrator ntesign puts Moriarty in the style of the world's most popular boardgame.

Check out ntesign's Facebook page (give 'im a like, wontcha?), then head on over to his NeatoShop page for more neat designs: Link

The Ring Bearer
Retro Park
Used Totem
Mr. Anderson vs The Matrix

View more designs by ntesign | More Funny T-shirts - Thank you in advance for your business! Your purchase helps support indie artists as well as this blog.

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop, earn generous royalties, and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Using Polio to Treat Cancer

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 11:00 PM PDT

A retired cardiologist tells the story of how a malignant tumor in his brain underwent experimental treatment -with a polio virus! Fritz Anderson was diagnosed with glioblastoma multiforme (GBM), a particularly lethal type of brain tumor. Surgery and chemotherapy didn't stop the tumor from growing.

As doctors there examined me, it was obvious that my tumor had already grown again; in fact, it had quadrupled in size since my initial chemo and radiation. I was offered several treatments and experimental protocols, one of which involved implanting a modified polio virus into my brain. (This had been very successful in treating GBMs in mice.) Duke researchers had been working on this for 10 years and had just received permission from the FDA to treat 10 patients, but for only one a month. (A Duke press release last May explained that the treatment was designed to capitalize “on the discovery that cancer cells have an abundance of receptors that work like magnets in drawing the poliovirus, which then infects and kills the cells. The investigational therapy . . . uses an engineered form of the virus that is lethal to cancer cells, while harmless to normal cells. The therapy is infused directly into a patient’s tumor. The virus-based therapy also triggers the body’s immune system to attack the infected tumor cells.”)

To receive the virus, Anderson's skull was exposed and a drip was installed for six hours. The tumor stopped growing, and after two years, only a scar is left. And we wondered for so long if viruses served any purpose. Read more about this strange new treatment at the Washington Post. Link -via TYWKIWDBI

(Image credit: Arthur E. Giron)

Weight Loss Camp for Dogs

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 10:00 PM PDT

(Photo: Morris Animal Inn)

Has your pup picked up a few pounds? Well, in his defense, he has been working too many hours at the office and eating fast food because he doesn't have time to cook.

But that doesn't mean that he can't slim down. The Morris Animal Inn in Morristown, New Jersey can help. The staff has a program and all of the equipment necessary for the task. Stacey Stowe writes for the New York Times:

At the Morris Animal Inn in Morristown, N.J., where Lolita works out, the pools and treadmills are part of a 25,000-square-foot building surrounded by nature trails. Staff members in khakis and polo shirts lead dogs through exercises and reward them with yogurt vegetable parfaits.

You can watch a video of their fitness facilities at the link.

Link -via Smart News

HAMuel L. Jackson and Other Wordplay Graffiti by Hanksy

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 09:00 PM PDT


Neatorama's favorite pun-steriffic street artist Hanksy is back at it again! This time, Hanksy left New York City and made his way west to Chicago, where he made these contributions to the city's urban scene.

New Prime Minister of Australia Can't Move into His Official Residence Because It's Infested with Possums

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 08:00 PM PDT

(Photo: Jude Adamson)

The Lodge, the official residence of the Prime Minister in Canberra, is overrun with possums. They're causing embarrassment. The Daily Telegraph reports:

Former prime minister Julia Gillard once recalled an embarrassing dinner with a visiting foreign leader in 2012 which was interrupted by possum urine dribbling from the roof towards a valuable painting.

"We had a celebrated incident where we had a visiting foreign leader," she told the Sunday Telegraph.

"There was much shooing of people out of the dining room because someone spotted wee making its way down the wall to one of the very precious paintings from the National Gallery."

The Lodge is currently undergoing restoration. In the meantime, the newly-elected Tony Abbott is living in a nearby flat with police recruits. He says that he doesn't mind.

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Flynn's Breakfasts

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 07:00 PM PDT

Walter White, Jr. (who prefers to be called Flynn now) is often shown in the series Breaking Bad while eating breakfast. What started out as a convenient way to have the family talking to each other developed into a trope about what Flynn had to eat vs. what he wanted to eat. The Whites' fortunes came to be measured by what Flynn had for breakfast. All these breakfast scenes are mapped out in one post at Thrillist.

Breaking Bad ends forever this Sunday, and while the show has repeatedly defied expectations over its five-season run, we do know a few things to be constant and true. Horrible things will always happen to Jesse Pinkman's girlfriends. Marie will always be clothed in some shade of purple. But, most importantly, you will never love anything as much as Walt Jr. loves breakfast. In celebration of the show's purest relationship, we decided to exhaustively catalog everything Flynn eats in the AM from the pilot to present.

I have a few teenagers, and it's safe to say that breakfast time is the one time of the day that you're sure to see your kid. If you have something to say, better do it over breakfast, because they have teenager things to do until bedtime. Still, the way Flynn's food has been analyzed over the series is a hoot. Link-Thanks, Ben!

Awesome New Hairstyle: The Net Head

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 06:00 PM PDT

Twitter user Miya snapped this photo and others of what is surely the next great hair fashion. I want one! It looks snappy and could be useful for gathering food in the wild.

Link -via Kotaku

Hello Star Wars!

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 05:00 PM PDT

You don't want to mess with this clone or her sister the bounty hunter -even if they are the cutest critters in the Star Wars universe. You can get your hands on these adorable Hello Kitty Star Wars shoes by visiting RubiiShoos' Etsy store.

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Scientists Invent Lightsaber, Claim Dubious Blog Headlines

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 04:00 PM PDT

(Image: Lucasfilm)

Physicists Mikhail Lukin (Harvard) and Vladan Vuletic (MIT) claim to have invented a new form of matter: photons that act as though they have mass. I have no idea if it's true. But I am certain that Prof. Lukin knows exactly how to get media attention:

"Photonic molecules," however, behave less like traditional lasers and more like something you might find in science fiction – the light saber.

"Most of the properties of light we know about originate from the fact that photons are massless, and that they do not interact with each other," Lukin said. "What we have done is create a special type of medium in which photons interact with each other so strongly that they begin to act as though they have mass, and they bind together to form molecules. This type of photonic bound state has been discussed theoretically for quite a while, but until now it hadn't been observed.

"It's not an in-apt analogy to compare this to light sabers," Lukin added. "When these photons interact with each other, they're pushing against and deflect each other. The physics of what's happening in these molecules is similar to what we see in the movies."

Link -via Tor

Yeti Oven Mitt

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 03:00 PM PDT

Yeti Oven Mitt

Are you obsessed with tracking down the strange, unusual, and almost mythical kitchen accessories? Capture the elusive Yeti Oven Mitt from the NeatoShop. This dangerously fun oven mitt is made of neoprene and features an image of what some believe to be the hand of the abominable snowman.

The Yeti Oven Mitt will provide conclusive evidence to your friends and family that you truly are willing to surf vast regions of the internet to obtain your goals. This is the oven mitt of legends.   

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff

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5 Fun Facts: It's All Greek To Me

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 03:00 PM PDT

When an English speaker doesn't understand something, he would say "It's all Greek to me." But have you ever wondered about the origin of that phrase? Why Greek? Why not, say, Urdu or Aramaic?

1. The Origin of "It's All Greek To Me"

According to Harry Oliver's Flying by the Seat of Your Pants: Surprising Origins of Everyday Expressions, it comes from the latin phrase Graecum est, non legitur or Graecum est, non potest legi (It is Greek; it cannot be read). Medieval Latin scribes in monasteries would write that phrase if they had trouble translating Greek alphabet and language, which was dwindling in use by the Middle Ages.

The phrase probably entered modern English usage when William Shakespeare used it in his 1599 play The Tragedy of Julius Caesar. Here it is in Act 1 Scene 2:

Cassius: Did Cicero say any thing?
Casca: Ay, he spoke Greek.
Cassius: To what effect?
Casca: Nay, an I tell you that, I'll ne'er look you i' the face again: but those that understood him smiled at one another and shook their heads; but, for mine own part, it was Greek to me. I could tell you more news too: Marullus and Flavius, for pulling scarfs off Caesar's images, are put to silence. Fare you well. There was more foolery yet, if I could remember it.

In this context, an educated and wealthy aristocrat in the Roman Republic should be able to read and speak Greek. Casca, who speaks fluent Greek, is probably just playing dumb because he doesn't want to repeat a remark that is unflattering to Caesar.

2. Well, what do the Greeks say?

Obviously, when a Greek doesn't understand something, he doesn't say "It's all Greek to Me." Rather, he says, Αυτά μου φαίνονται κινέζικα, or "This strikes me as Chinese."

3. It's all ______ to me

That brings up an interesting question: what language is deemed the most incomprehensible and therefore most worthy of the phrase "It's all ______ to me" in various countries? Wikipedia and Omniglot have the list of the idioms.

Mark Liberman of Language Log distilled the info into this nifty graphic:

(Liberman has an updated version here)

4. From Greek to Gringo

The word "gringo," which is a Spanish slang to denote foreigners or non-native speakers of Spanish, comes from the phrase "hablar en griego" (or speaking in Greek). You can see how the phrase accusing someone of not being intelligible because he's speaking Greek eventually evolved into a slang for foreigners.

5. Coming Full Circle: Greeking ... in Latin!

When web or print designers create a mock up of a design with a block of text, they often put in place dummy text in the layout before the actual text is available. This process is called "greeking" and the most commonly used placeholder text is Lorem Ipsum, which is actually Latin, not Greek.

Woman Wins Marathon by Accident

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Meredith Fitzmaurice had never run a full marathon before. She was working her way up to that when she entered the half-marathon at the Run for Heroes Marathon in Amherstburg, Ontario, last Sunday. But the half-marathon and the full marathon were happening at the same time, and she missed a turn on the half-marathon course. Fitzmaurice just kept going with the other runners.

"I just run with my watch, so I was watching my time since I planned to do my half in under 1:28," she said. "I was doing the race as training for my first full marathon in Detroit. But I'm looking at the time and wondering where the finish line is."

Fitzmaurice, 34, asked one of the bike officials on the course where the turn was for the half-marathon, although she admits by that point she had her suspicions.

"Once I realized what I had done, I figured, well I'll just run 20 miles and use it as a long run and call it a day," she said.

But as she headed from the turnaround she started to count people ahead of her.

There were only a few men ahead, and no women, so Fitzmaurice kept running, and was the first woman across the finish line, and the tenth overall with a time of 3:11:48. Link -via Metafilter

(Image credit: Dax Melmer/Postmedia News)     

Don't Blink Or You'll Miss This Great Clutch Purse

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 01:00 PM PDT

There are a lot of Doctor Who goodies out there, but if you want a fashion accessory a little more subtle than a Dalek or TARDIS, then head over to Etsy seller liltinpurse's shop and check out this great clutch purse featuring The Doctor's "Don't Blink" speech. And just in case that wasn't geeky enough for you, it's even accentuated with a Scrabble tile with your choice of letter. Personally, I'd want two -DT for the fantabulous David Tennant.

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Dental Definitions

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 12:00 PM PDT

Dental Definitions
Dental Definitions by Amanda Flagg

Got a sweet tooth for cool graphic T-shirts? Look no further than Amanda Flagg's neat collection over at her NeatoShop page. Don't forget to visit her website and Twitter page for more.

AdventurousBacon HeartI Like Like UPhantonoke
AdventurousBacon HeartI Like Like UPhantonoke

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Jackie Chan Just Found Out He's an Internet Meme

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 11:26 AM PDT

Jackie Chan has been busy fighting bad guys (drunken fist-style, perhaps) for the past three years, so you'll excuse him when he just found out that he's an Internet Meme.

Chan posted this picture of him looking confused (that's the meme) with the text, "I am an Internet Meme?" on his official Facebook page yesterday and immediately garnered over 9,000 comments and 320,000 likes from his fans.

The Interweb has been waiting for this for three years. It feels validated. Now, if only we can get Yao Ming to acknowledge his meme ...

Fireman Recusitates Kitten: Another View

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 11:00 AM PDT

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A couple of months ago, we showed you a video of fireman Cory Kalanick rescuing an unconscious kitten from a house fire. Some said they liked the story, but did not care for the video. Now the footage has been made into a GoPro ad with more to see and less text. At the risk of repeating a story, I think it's worth watching. -via Viral Viral Videos

New Fitness Equipment for Logrolling

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 10:00 AM PDT

(Photo: Key Log)

Logrolling is a popular lumberjack sport. Two people get on a log and begin turning it with their feet. Whoever can stay on the log the longest wins. The other competitor goes down to a watery defeat.

It's a fun sport, but competition logs can weigh 500 pounds. That's just not practical for training or even recreational logrolling. That's why champion logroller Abby Hoeschler and her partners designed Key Log. It's a synthetic log that accurately simulates a competition log, but is light enough to be easily portable.

News Story and Company Website -via TYWKIWDBI

Should You Take Your Lottery Winnings in a Lump Sum or Annual Payments?

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 09:30 AM PDT

Playing the lottery, at least on a national scale, is often called "a tax on people who are bad at math." The odds of winning the top prize in the Powerball lottery are a constant 1 in 175 million. The number of people who buy lottery tickets does not affect the odds of winning, but it does affect the odds that more than one winner will have to split the jackpot.

That said, there can be benefits from buying a ticket even when you don't win, up to a point. If you buy a raffle ticket that will benefit a charity, you've made a donation. If you get as much pleasure out of hoping to win on your $2 ticket as you would have gotten out of the $2 candy bar you otherwise would have bought, then it's worth the $2. But if you buy more tickets, the net worth goes down as it cuts into the family's grocery budget. And if you will be sorely disappointed when you don't win, the value of the initial pleasure is wiped out.

But what happens when you win the jackpot? Business Insider take a look at the option you have of taking the winnings in a lump sum vs. an annual payout plan. They crunch the numbers as far as taxes and investments go. Taxes are going to take a lot of the money either way, but when the jackpot is $400 million, does that really matter? The real difference is in whether you invest your winnings. A decent investment plan will make a lump sum pay off big over time.

What the article does not cover are real-life headaches for a lottery winner. Here are your estimated payouts, which will vary depending on your state taxes:

You can take the cash up front. This is a $223.6 million check. After paying federal taxes on it, we calculated that you'd have $135.1 million left. Not bad.

You could also take the annuity, which pays $400 million over 30 years with an increasing annuity — $7.1 M the first year, $7.4M the next, increasing up to $22.2M in the 30th year — and pay the top rate every year for the next thirty. That makes the $400 million jackpot worth, assuming the tax rates don't change from here to 2043, $242.9 million after federal taxes.

Now factor in all your relatives, who know you've won a $400 million lottery. If you don't make each and every one of them a millionaire, they will be very disappointed. And you can't do that on $7 million. You have more relatives than you realize. You can set up large trusts for your children, but what about your grandchildren, nephews, siblings, and cousins? None of them will understand why you have to draw a line somewhere. You can hand out $10,000 at a time, but there will be at least one of your grandchildren and quite a few cousins who will spend it within weeks and come back for more. For years. Until they hate you, and vice versa. Of course, not all of your relatives are like that, but you don't know until you are confronted with vast wealth.

Here's another scenario: Say you have four children, and you want to treat them all equally. You set them each up with, say, a $10 million trust that pays out when they are adults. Maybe even as an annuity. Then those children grow up. Child one uses the money to buy a house (or two or three), set money aside for retirement, put their kids through college, invest for their heirs, and doesn't brag about how much money they have. Child two gives the entire amount to their church, and lives a marginal existence while working a low-wage job. Child three never works, becomes a drug addict, and refuses to have anything to do with the rest of the family. Child four enjoys the money, becomes a real ass, abuses his household servants, and invests in third-world sweatshops. Are you now regretting your promise to treat them all the same and give them money you no longer control?    

Those of a certain age will also need to factor in how long you expect to live to enjoy that money.

Oh sure, it's fun to dream. The question "What would you buy if you won $400 million?" is kind of silly, because you could buy whatever strikes your fancy. A more thoughtful question is "What would you do if you won $100,000?" That takes some real decision-making skills, because it's a large but limited amount that will not allow you to quit your job forever. The idea forces you to choose the most important things to do with your money. I once had some great ideas for this $100K, but now it would be a simple case of paying off my debts and using what little is left over to help pay my kids' college tuition. My life would not change much at all, except I'd have less stress.

What would you do with $100,000? What would you do with $400 million: would you take the lump sum or the annuity? How would you handle distributing that money? The question is moot for today; the $400 million winner has emerged, and the Powerball jackpot sits at $60 million. Which isn't bad, either.    

A Tanning Bed Coffin Is Perfect For Jersey Shore Vampires

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 09:00 AM PDT

The worst thing about vampires is that nasty, pale skin. Unfortunately, all but those in Twilight have to avoid sunlight, which means being sickly pale is their only option. Luciano Podcaminsky is here to help though with his coffin-shaped tanning bed. Of course, the UV Rays emitted might still be poisonous to vampires, but maybe in low dosages it can improve the complexion without killing the tanner.

Link Via Booooooom

We Are Brothers

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 08:30 AM PDT

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Robin, the middle of three brothers, got married. His two brothers, Baddy Paris and Rufus Starlight, reacted in a hilariously childish way: they begged him not to -as a wedding toast!

Our brother asked us to be his best men for his wedding. We knew the hardest thing would be doing a traditional best man’s speech, because we would cry too much.  So instead, we made a music video - a plea not to leave us!  Which he did, regardless.

They wish Robin and Helen the best anyway. Link -via Tastefully Offensive

Great Britain Knuckleduster Clutch

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 08:00 AM PDT

Great Britain Knuckleduster Clutch (front and top shown)

Are you looking for a dazzling and daring fall accessory? Head on over to the NeatoShop for the dangerously fun Great Britain Knuckleduster Clutch. This fierce orange bag features a knuckleduster-shaped handle that is encrusted with skulls and faux gemstones. A Union Jack design, embellished with rhinestones, adorns the front.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bags & Totes

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Finally Buffalo Wing Treats That Aren't A Mess

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 08:00 AM PDT

Buffalo wings are the ultimate game day snack, but they are also extremely messy and no one wants to keep wiping their hands or sucking on their fingers before they grab their beer to toast to a great play. That's why Can I Stay For Dinner's buffalo chicken rolls are such a great idea -they combine blue cheese, chicken and Frank's Red Hot Sauce for all the flavors of wings with egg roll wrappers to protect your fingers. They're even baked so they won't leave your fingers greasy.

There is one thing I would change though, I would switch out the little bit of cabbage filling for chopped celery as it suits the classic buffalo wing flavor better.

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Abandoned Treehouse Mansion

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 07:30 AM PDT

The former owner of this treehouse had to be the most popular kid in town! It appears to be built better than a lot of family homes. We don't know exactly where this abandoned, Victorian-style treehouse is, but urbex photographer Drew Perlmutter took pictures from several vantage points to share with us, including the interior. It's a shame that it's no longer maintained for a child's use. The Spanish moss gives it an otherworldly feeling. See more pictures at HuffPo Home. Link -via Messy Nessy

(Image credit: Drew Perlmutter via Flickr)

10 Great Halloween Costumes for Your Furry Friends

Posted: 26 Sep 2013 07:00 AM PDT

Every year, InventorSpot does a round up of the best pet Halloween costumes of the year and their collection this year does not disappoint -particularly because it has a few costumes for unexpected species like guinea pigs and geese. Even if you aren't looking for a costume for your own critter, you should check out the list, if only for the sake of seeing a goose dressed as a bumble bee.

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