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Thrillist Dallas
Monday September 16, 2013

6 ridiculous Whole Foods products that never should've seen the light of day

Whole Foods generally sells stuff that Dallasites want: fresh produce, meat from every mammal in the animal kingdom, and something called Breaded Chickenless Nuggets. Wait... what? That ill-forsaken misstep is just one of the many, many ridiculous products Whole Foods makes in-house.


We've looked high and low (on the shelves -- they get pretty tall sometimes) to find everything that makes the world's greatest grocery store look pretty darn silly...
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The 5 best off-menu items in Dallas. Period.
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Square 1682
The best hotel bar in America
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Pumpkin Spice M&Ms mean it's Fall, there's nothing you can do about it
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Pretentious Beer Glass Company
The perfect glass for every craft beer
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JackThreads
Woolf's new collection is more refreshing than a cool Autumn breeze
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The Crosby Press
Best of Fashion Week: 11 over-the-top outfits you just <em>can't</em> pull off
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BroBible // This University of Nevada defensive end has the most badass mullet you've ever seen
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Crave Online // 75 best fantasy football team names
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Design Taxi // A history of Pixar's animated logo
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The Post Game // Skateboarder gets punched by a mom after he crashes into her little kid
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