The Craziest Whole Foods Stuff Ever

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Monday September 16, 2013

6 ridiculous Whole Foods products that never should've seen the light of day

Whole Foods generally sells stuff that people want: fresh produce, meat from every mammal in the animal kingdom, and something called Breaded Chickenless Nuggets. Wait, what? A nugget cannot be chickenless! This is insanity. That misstep is just one of many ridiculous products Whole Foods makes in-house...


We've looked high and low (on the shelves -- they get pretty tall sometimes) to find everything that makes the world's greatest grocery store look pretty darn silly...
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