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Tuesday September 17, 2013

Trinity Groves' newest resto is... closing soon?
Kitchen LTO
3011 Gulden St, Dallas; 214.377.0757

Now open in Trinity Groves with the stated intent of starting anew every time Mack Brown fires a defensive coordinator (every four months!), Kitchen LTO -- that's Limited Time Offer -- is essentially a chef incubator wherein they'll bring in a new toque three times a year to redo the entire restaurant concept.


So who's up first, and is he using a bacon malt reduction in anything (hint: he is!)...?
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If you act like a pirate this Thursday, you will get free Krispy Kremes
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The Singer 'New York' is the sexiest Porsche you've ever seen
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Los Pollos Hermanos has a real Yelp page, and it's totally awesome

Yelp sees its fair share of unintentionally hilarious commentary, but a page unearthed by Reddit proves that the Yelpers are indeed a clever bunch. In a stroke of genius, someone created a listing for the Breaking Bad fried chicken chain Los Pollos Hermanos, and it's got more Gus Fring jokes than you can shake a TNT-rigged wheelchair at. Check out some of the best reviews right here.

The customers warn that you might find blue glass bits in your food...
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