What's The Best Weapon In A Food Fight?

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Monday September 30, 2013

Ranking the best food fight ammo: why a juice box destroys an apple


Even though pretty much every school lunch is equally disgusting, not all lunchroom weaponry is created equal. In the name of science and because Tim Deitmar once threw a heaping pile of mashed potatoes that knocked off our glasses and ruined our chances of ever going under the bleachers with ANYONE, we decided to determine the top 10 types of food artillery that we would've thrown at him, given the chance.



Not everything's as simple as you might think -- all foods have strengths and weaknesses, some of which can push a seeming howitzer down to BB status, or the other way around. Arm yourself wisely.


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