Dude, How's Your Breath?

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Monday December 30, 2013

The crazy, orgiastic history of breath fresheners

Before man could purge his tongue of garlic with gum, mints, mouthwash, or Booty Parlor breath spray, he had to get by with some humble alternatives. But our ancestors never stopped finding new ways to keep their breath smelling great, whether they were ancient Greek physicians or mildly slutty sultans...


If you run out of Altoids ahead of your big NYE makeout session, our guide to some of the earliest inventions should have you covered...
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US airports where you can still smoke
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Get your wall tagged with a Banksy

Chances are you've definitely heard about Banksy, but have you heard you can put his prints on your walls? Check out this canvas collection espousing the world's most eminent street artist's sentiments on war and revolution, then consider whether it's time to start a revolution in your home by replacing that kegstand Teamwork poster with something a little more classy.

Get your walls some major street cred here...
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