SkyMall Fails And Mail-Order Marriage

This is the text version of Thrillist.

To enjoy the real deal go to:
http://links.thrillist.com/view/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/9db4de0a

Thrillist The Weekender
Saturday December 28, 2013

The best (=worst) of SkyMall

Few products can lay claim to being useless, fug, and borderline offensive in equal measure. As this dubious trifecta applies cover-to-cover at SkyMall, you'd have to be high on pressurized air to exchange money for anything they sell. We've plumbed the murky depths of the inflight mag to find you the most incredible atrocities -- whittling them down to 15 just may've been the hardest thing we've ever done.


Is that really a portable jigsaw puzzle table? Click here to find out...
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwtEebfe

-----------------Thrillist Radar------------------

Air Travel For One
Buy your own Airport: BYO Plane
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwuHed7a

Spirit Journey
Ancient Peruvian psychedelic drug 101
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwvH1b72

Coming To America
A shopper's guide to mail-order brides
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwwH40a0

Delayed? please!
The best US airports for beer snobs
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UrEB7uYQ4P5n4YrJHd76e

Happy 2014
Travel + Leisure's Best places to spend New Year's
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwxH73ac

High hideaway
Make like Tarzan (and Jane) in your very own Chilean treehouse
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UrI4auYQKbLud2hZHeea3


----------------------Drink-----------------------

Drink on Thrillist
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UMJDnG-oaGwPimnfBb93f

Thrillist's Travel Essentials

You can't always predict where the path'll lead, unless you're maybe on a train, being affixed to a track and all... The least you can do is stay prepared and stock up on the essentials you'll need to conquer the unforeseen. Take a gander at these bags, gadgets, and other travel essentials, and ensure that wherever the road takes you, you'll at least have some really, really nice gear.

Bags, gear, and gadgets. We've got the primo picks right here...
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UoZ8BOYQ72oYob70F1c86


-----------------Morning Quickies-----------------

BroBible // 7 songs that influence terrible decisions
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwyB23ab

Guyism // How to make Sriracha & whiskey candy ninjas
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOwzB501d

College Humor // 22 reasons why pizza is like sex
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOw0B544b

Uproxx // Uproxx's 20 best games of 2013: Part 1
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Ur0DhuYQBxwBpOw1B0221

Vulture // Celebrating the year in Kanye West
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UrS-kuYQNZauzciZBf738


-----------------Follow Thrillist-----------------

Facebook:
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/Tx658UOdIA-mgCUWB595e

Twitter:
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UFJfWm2NrMo2BJXOBdebd

Foursquare:
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UFJfWm2NrMo2BJXPB9611

Pinterest:
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UFJfWm2NrMo2BJXQBb8fe

Youtube:
http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/UFJfWm2NrMo2BJXRB0cc7


--------------------------------------------------

Read our Editorial Policy - http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/TVLjJWBZFi14ABQaB8f26

Read our Privacy Policy - http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/TVLjJWBZFi15ABQaD1037

Fall asleep reading our Terms and Conditions - http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/TVLjJWBZFi16ABQaD11d2

Get on the list - http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/TVLjJWBZFi17ABQaB77a1

Unsubscribe (you jerk) - http://links.thrillist.com/4d7171e9cc0c1adbb105887f1dohx.2h4s/TXRHy87Z-__iR_QhB24af

--------------------------------------------------
Delivered by Thrillist.com 568 Broadway Suite 507 New York NY 10012 212.966.2263