Why The Seahawks Are The WORST

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Wednesday January 22, 2014

11 reasons the Seattle Seahawks are the absolute worst

The city of Seattle has inflicted many a great scourge upon the United States. Starbucks! Microsoft! Former Home Improvement star and Family Feud host Richard Karn! But truly, none of their transgressions are worse than the Seahawks, because now they're all that's preventing the Lombardi Trophy's rightful return to Denver. And also, because they're actually pretty awful.


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