How To Seriously Anger A Stripper

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Sunday February 23, 2014

18 ways to seriously anger a stripper

Most professional strippers deserve an Oscar for keeping up appearances and not putting a spiked heel in your eye when you break the rules. You should always be nice when a lady rubs herself all over you (and when there's a dude working the door who looks like he got kicked out of MMA). To help you get the most bang for your $1 bills, we consulted the illustrious Elle Stanger from Portland's famed Lucky Devil Lounge to find out what not to do when you're at the rack.


Stop asking her real name, trying to tip with food, and making it rain quarters...
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