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Tie Tying Machine

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 04:00 AM PDT

Don't know your Double Windsor from your Pratt knots, but too embarrassed to buy clip ons? Knot a problem!

Maybe this Japanese necktie tying machine is for you. Take a look at how this clever little contraption loops and knots a tie before your very eyes. What an achievement, considering that there are 177,147 ways to tie a tie ...

I'll wait for the upgraded version which can surely do the Eldredge Knot (shown below):

See also: Three Exotic Necktie Knots to Try: The Eldredge Knot, The Trinity Knot, and The Cape Knot

Nature, As Beautifully Embroidered by Ana Teresa Barboza

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 02:00 AM PDT


Artist 
Ana Teresa Barboza creates landscapes and tells stories (see the work on her blog) with her fantastic embroidery. Some of her works are hung in galleries with the materials spilling out from embroidery hoops, which, to me, brings to mind a sense of nature's wildness, unpredictablilty and inability to be controlled or confined. See more from the artist at her blog or connect with her on Facebook. Via Colossal.

Images Credit: Ana Teresa Barboza 


 

 


Whimsical Anatomy Sculptures of Masao Kinoshita

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 12:00 AM PDT


(L) Birds and beasts caricature rabbit (2009) (R) Wildlife frog caricature (2009)

And now for something completely different, here are some fascinating sculptures by Japanese artist Masao Kinoshita.

Kinoshita's bronze and painted resin sculptures feature the musculature and skeletal anatomies of various animals and mythical figures like the Hindu deity Ganesha and even a Kewpie doll. As you can see, the Tokyo University of Art and Design graduate combines technical mastery of sculpting buff bodies with a generous twist of the absurd.


Three Maenad by Masao Kinoshita (Photo: Yoshitaka Uchida and YuHiroshi Watanabe)

Take a look at a few more:


Sailor (2008) by Masao Kinoshita (Photo: Yoshitaka Uchida)


Ganesha (2011) by Masao Kinoshita (Photo: Yuhiroshi Watanabe )


Baby (2008) by Masao Kinoshita (Photo: Yoshitaka Uchida)


Teddy (2002) by Masao Kinoshita

Brian Williams Declares His Love Of Big Butts

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 11:00 PM PDT

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The editing geniuses at The Tonight Show have done it again, making NBC news anchor Brian Williams perform Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.” But he’s not alone, because others of the NBC news team lend a hand here and there. -via Warming Glow

See also:Other rap sings by Brian Williams.

Young George R. R. Martin's Letter To Marvel Comics

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 10:00 PM PDT

Once upon a time a young, unbearded George R. R. Martin read issue seventeen of Fantastic Four fresh off the drugstore rack, and he loved it so much he simply couldn’t keep his joy to himself, so he decided to write a gushing letter to the Marvel comics bullpen (aka Stan Lee and Jack Kirby) via the Fantastic Four Fan Page.

His skills as a writer were already evident, even though he was but fourteen or fifteen years old, but the overwhelming desire to destroy the lives of fictional characters readers have grown to love had yet to manifest in young Mr. Martin’s prose.

Take it from your old pal George- the best way to become a best-selling fantasy author is to read lots of comic books! 'Nuff said!

-Via GeekTyrant

Man Makes Himself the Star of Britney Spears Video

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 09:00 PM PDT


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In a video that reminds me of something Chris Farley would have done, Gal Volinez imitates Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" video, down to the last hip sway and pelvic thrust. Uploaded to his YouTube channel called "Volinez Spears," Volinez named this video "Hi Brit." It seems as if he's trying to get Spears' attention. I hope he's using his brief Internet fame for good, not evil! (NSFW, language and scantily clad women (and a big, bare beer belly!) Via Dangerous Minds.

What Kind of Restaurant Patron Are You?

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 08:00 PM PDT

So, what kind of restaurant patron are you? The clever folks over at The Doghouse Diaries illustrated the difference amongst normal, picky, clever (bacon!), annoying restaurant patrons, and those who should just eat at home.

Me? I avoid all that awkward interaction between patron and waiter, and eat only buffets.

Totes Mah Goats - YOLO Kid LOL

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 07:00 PM PDT


Totes Mah Goats by Alex Boake Illustration

When that cute little kid named Georgy heard all the cool goats talking by the trough he was only impressed by one particular phrase- Totes Mah Goats. To Georgy these three words sounded like a celebration of all things goatly, and he spent the next three days running around the pasture saying Totes Mah Goats to any critter, or insect, who would listen!

Ring your snappy catch phrase bell with this Totes Mah Goats t-shirt by Alex Boake Illustration, all the cool kids are sure to get a kick out of this bleating cool shirt!

Visit Alex Boake Illustration's official website, Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more fun designs that'll really get your goat:

Dapper AlpacaSuperfly CorgiEven the CupcakeDelicious Revenge

View more designs by Alex Boake Illustration | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Homemade Aquarium

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 07:00 PM PDT

Redditor JBash84 said, “A friend built an aquarium in his basement. Gave it a test run last night.” If it can hold him, I suppose most fish would find it plenty roomy. There were some jokes about transporting whales from 1986, and discussion on whether a pool in the basement can be called an “above-ground” pool. But mostly commenters were concerned with the lack of diagonal bracing.

Stop-Motion Animated Puppet Brawl

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 06:00 PM PDT



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This amusing video is the trailer used to promote last year's National Animation Festival in Bruz, France. Directed by Emma De Swaef & Marc James Roels, "Fight!" is a stop-motion animation in which two woolen, adorably chubby wrestler puppets battle to the point of nauseated exhaustion, after which they quickly make peace. Via Juxtapoz.

Endearing Epitaphs in America's Oldest Pet Cemetery

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 05:00 PM PDT

Founded in 1896, Hartsdale Pet Cemetery in Hartsdale, New York, is the oldest pet cemetery in America. It has seen over 80,000 internments, and there are rows and rows of monuments to beloved pets to explore. The NYC Obscura Society recently took a tour, and recorded some of the more interesting epitaphs to share. The stone above paraphrases a quote from artist B. Kliban.



Many of the graves, once purchased, are used for more than one pet. This family apparently liked the name Flossie. Read about the cemetery, and see plenty more gravestones at Atlas Obscura.

(Images credit: Allison Meier & Dylan Thuras)

Unseen Original Concept Art From Maleficent

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 04:00 PM PDT

Disney’s epic live action movie Maleficent hit the theaters with amazing special effects, the back story behind that witchy woman who proclaimed herself Mistress of All Evil, and mixed reviews from moviegoing audiences.

But despite what you thought of the movie, the hard working artists behind the scenes who are ultimately responsible for giving the film its signature look and feel deserve a lot of praise.

Here’s a peek at some crazy original concept art for Maleficent created by concept artist Kelton Cram, which shows how the character’s look evolved from ethereal forest witch to the chiseled cheekbone version that made it onto the big screen.  

-Via Moviepilot

Fast Food Ads vs. Reality Experiment

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 03:00 PM PDT

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You’ve seen posts about how different actual fast food looks from the ads they present, but MediocreFilms takes it one step further. They went to McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy’s, and Jack in the Box and ordered a sandwich at each outlet. When the result didn’t look like the ad (which it never does), the guy asked them if they could make it look like the ad. 

The management of each outlet was very cooperative and did their best to comply with his request. So masking good-looking sandwiches at a fast food joint is possible, even if it rarely happens. But you have to wonder if they would have been so accommodating if he hadn’t been wearing a GoPro and if there hadn’t been someone else behind the customer with an obvious video camera. -via Viral Video Videos

What's Been Missing From Your Pizza Delivery

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 02:00 PM PDT

That little white plastic thingy that comes in your pizza box? Supposedly it's a device called the pizza saver, used to prevent the top of the box from collapsing at the center and ruining your pizza. That's what the pizza industrial complex said anyways.

We know better. All these years, pizza delivery companies have been shorting us the companion to that little pizza table: the mini pizza chair.

PixelTrek

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 01:00 PM PDT

Need a shot of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Try out the charming game called PixelTrek. It’s not quite finished, but just being on the USS Enterprise-Dwill make you smile.

In what appears to be a very much unauthorised homage to Star Trek: The Next Generation, PixelTrek is a painstakingly recreated 8-bit style version of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s erstwhile command. The project is still a work in progress but you can wander around Data and Lt. Worf’s quarters, as well as the famous Bridge, where everything seems to be frozen in time.

I’m not clear on what the ultimate goal is, or will be when the game is launched, but just taking a tour and seeing the pixelated crew is a delight.

Fun Facts About Nintendo

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 12:00 PM PDT

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This short video packs in a number of interesting facts about Nintendo. To scale, how many feet is Mario's vertical jump? What celebrity named their offspring after a character in a Nintendo game? See these answers and more. Via Geeks are Sexy.

How Well Do You Actually Remember <i>The Lion King</i>?

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 11:00 AM PDT

Disney’s animated feature The Lion King was released on June 15, 1994, which means it’s now twenty years old. I went to see it in a theater twice even though I did not have children at the time. The movie has toured theaters twice since then, and was a huge hit on home video, so it’s rare that any child, parent, or Disney fan hasn’t seen it a few times over the past two decades. Therefore, you will probably do well on a quiz from Time on the details of The Lion King. Not to brag, because it's not that difficult, but I aced the whole thing.   

50 Cent's Maleficent Parody Trailer - MALEFIFTYCENT

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 10:00 AM PDT

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You may have seen Maleficent all large and in charge on the big screen, and you may have thought that it was the only movie Disney would be putting out for a while, but then something strange rears its rhyming head, a cameo so strange, so out of place, that it just might overshadow the original movie.

Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson stars as the wickedest witch of them all in MaleFiftyCent, and he ain’t afraid of no lil white girl!

50 Cent shared his experience playing the role of a lifetime with Jimmy Kimmel on his night time talkie show, revealing why Disney may have made a big mistake revealing that other version starring Angelina Jolie first!

-Via Vulture

Crocodile Hunter - Like A Shaggy Dog Story, Only With Scales

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 09:00 AM PDT


Crocodile Hunter by xiaobaosg

Our old pal Steve is now playing with all the critters spending their afterlife in that great big jungle in the sky, but the animal channel is looking for a replacement. The problem is- this stylish croc is the only guy who showed up! It seems a little too literal to have a croc who enjoys hunting take over the crocodile hunter show, but at least he knows his way around the swamps!

Celebrate one of the wildest reptile wranglers who ever lived with this Crocodile Hunter t-shirt, it's a fun way to show your love of Mr. Irwin and all creatures scaled and toothy.

Visit xiaobaosg's official website, Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more wild and wooly designs:

Game of LifeTaming of the WolfThe Wood with the Dragon CarvingTaming of Ghost

View more designs by xiaobaosg | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Wedding is Coming

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 09:00 AM PDT

The TV show Game of Thrones is known for its lavish but unfortunate wedding celebrations. It takes real guts to build a real life wedding theme around the show, but some people are gutsy enough to take advantage of these eye-catching Game of Thrones-themed wedding invitations from Etsy seller pegsprints. This is just one of many designs offered, but it stands out among wedding invitations. Would you be able to tempt fate this way?

This is just one of 24 Adorably Geeky Wedding Invitations in a collection at Buzzfeed.

Praying Mantises in 3-D Glasses

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 08:00 AM PDT



I've always thought praying mantises were kind of cool. But a praying mantis in 3-D shades is ultracool. Even cooler is that the glasses may help give neuroscientist researchers information that could outfit robots with 3-D vision. 

The head of Newcastle University’s project, Dr. Jenny Read from the university’s Institute of Neuroscience, explained the choice of praying mantises for this exploratory work:

“They’re the only invertebrate that we know have 3D vision... the great attraction of an insect is it’s a much simpler system.” 

The research team is using human-sized 3-D glasses, similar to those used in movie theaters, and cutting mantis-sized lenses out of them. Beeswax is used to attach the glasses in place over the insects' eyes. Then it's time for some mantis movies! One feature is an action flick in which a dot moves on the screen, mimicking the movement of a bug. The scientists then record the mantises' “strike” responses. Learn more about the experimentation by viewing the video below. Via Unique Daily.



Video and Image Credit: Newcastle University

Whodunit: The Smuggler and the Clever Wife

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 07:00 AM PDT

Neatorama is proud to present a new series of Whodunits from Hy Conrad. The new mysteries are from The Little Giant® Book of Whodunits by Hy Conrad and Matt LaFleur. Can you solve the mystery before you read the solution?

 A Mexican border guard was talking to his wife over his cellular phone when he accidentally pulled in a fragment of a static-filled conversation between a man and a woman. "I'll be waiting in Tecate at noon for your regular Monday shipment," said the man. "You don't think the border guards are getting wise?"

"No," the woman laughed. "We can keep this operation going forever." And then, just as suddenly as they'd come, the voices disappeared.

For a full month, customs officials kept track of the traffic at the relatively quiet border crossing. Only three women made a regular habit of crossing into Mexico each Monday morning.
The first woman, impeccably dressed, drove a black Mercedes. The second, a girl barely out of her teens, always crossed on an old red bicycle.

The third drove a small van. "MexiCoast Spa" was on the side in fancy letters. Of the three, she was the only one declaring merchandise, a weekly supply of U.S.-made health foods and vitamins on which she paid a hefty tariff.

On the fifth Monday, they detained all three women. Methodically they searched, tearing every panel from the dark blue Mercedes, even checking inside the tire tubes. They did the same with the bicycle. Searching the van took the most time. Luckily, this week's shipment of health food was smaller than usual. The officers took samples from every box and bottle.

After finally allowing the women into Mexico, the guard who had intercepted the conversation got back on his cellular phone and reported every detail of the fiasco to his wife.

"From what you say, dear, I think I know who it is. When the woman I suspect crosses back into the U.S., ask passport control to detain her. If my theory is correct, it will be obvious what she is smuggling and how she's doing it." She explained her theory, leaving the guard to marvel at the brilliant woman he'd married.

Who's the smuggler? What is she smuggling? And how?

Show Answer

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The whodunit above was provided by American mystery fiction author Hy Conrad.

In addition to his work in mystery and crime puzzles, Hy was also one of the original writers for the groundbreaking TV series Monk.

Currently, Hy is working on mystery novel series "Abel Adventures" as well as the Monk series of novels, starting with Mr. Monk Helps Himself (published by Penguin, order from Amazon here)

Check out Hy's official website and Facebook page - and stay tuned for more whodunits puzzlers on Neatorama from the master of whodunit mysteries himself!

Bachelor Partiers Find Fossilized Stegomastodon Skull

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 06:00 AM PDT


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A group of friends having a bachelor party get-together were hiking around Elephant Butte Lake State Park in New Mexico when they found the fossil of what is thought to be the skull of a stegomastodon, a nine-foot-tall, 13,000-pound creature that lived approximately three million years ago. The men were walking near the lakeshore and found the fossilized remains sticking up out of the ground. A scientist who observed the fossil says it's the most intact skull of this type ever found, making it an important scientific discovery.

Amazing! If someone told me a bachelor party made a group discovery, this is about the last thing I'd have envisioned! Via Science Daily.


 

Boop-Oop-A-Doop: The Story of Betty Boop

Posted: 16 Jun 2014 05:00 AM PDT

The following is an article from Uncle John’s All-Purpose Extra Strength Bathroom Reader.

If you’re a cartoon fan but have never seen the original Betty Boop cartoons of the late 1920s and early 1930s, do yourself a favor the next time you rent a movie: rent some Betty Boop cartoons, too. Here’s a look at the origins of some of the earliest and most controversial cartoon “superstars.” Boop-Oop-A-Doop!

BOUNCING ALONG

It was 1928. Grim Natwick had just landed a job at Fleischer Studios, an animation company famous for its “follow the bouncing ball” sing-along cartoons. Founders Max and Dave Fleischer were hard at work trying to find a cartoon character to compete with Mickey Mouse, who had made his screen debut that year in “Steamboat Willie.” The brothers’ first attempt, “Bimbo the Dog” wasn’t nearly as popular as Disney’s mouse. They knew something was missing.

What if they gave him a girlfriend?

FIRST BOOP

As Natwick would recall years later, Dave Fleischer had an idea:

One morning [he] came over to my desk and handed me the music to the [popular] song “Boop-Oop-A-Doop,” by Helen Kane, and asked me to design a girl character to go with it. At that point, the only characters the Fleischers had in their sound cartoons was Bimbo. So without bothering to ask if they wanted a human, I started drawing a little girl dog. I had a song sheets of Helen Kane and the spit curls came from her. I put cute legs on her and long ears. I supposed I used a French poodle for the basic idea of the character.

And drawing from his years of experience, Natwick also gave her something that few female cartoons had ever had before: genuine feminine curves. “Years of art school and night classes, drawing thousands of naked models,” Natwick said. “I knew all the sexy angles and shapes, from the turn of the ankle to the shape of the heel of her toe.”

One more influence on the character’s look: from their Times Square office, Natwick and the other animators “made careful observation of the exaggerated strutting of that neighborhood’s ladies of the night,” and incorporated their strut into the character.

RISING STAR

The as-yet unnamed female dog debuted in a cartoon called “Dizzy Dishes,” in a supporting role as a dancer in a nightclub where Bimbo, the main character, was a waiter.

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As usual, Bimbo did not light any fires with his audience. But his female co-star was another story- audiences loved her …and Paramount Pictures, Fleischer Studio’s distributor, quickly asked for more cartoons “with that girl in them.”

When he realized how popular she was, Max Fleischer had the animators turn her into a human. “Somebody changed those ears into earrings,” Natwick recalled nearly 60 years later. “Maybe I did. Everyone thought that as long as she looked like a girl anyway, let’s just make her all girl.” (Bimbo wasn’t so lucky- he stayed a dog.)

And starting with the 1931 cartoon “Betty Co-ed,” Betty Boop finally had a name.

RISQUE BUSINESS

Betty Boop may have been the Fleischer’s answer to Mickey Mouse, but she was a world apart. Disney sought to entertain without offending anyone, creating characters and stories with not a hint of adult themes or controversy. In contrast, Natwick explained, “Betty was a suggestion you could spell in three letters: S-E-X. She was all girl.”

Freak gusts of wind blew up her skirt, and stray branches tugged at her top. In the 1934 cartoon “Betty Boop’s Rise to Fame,” one of Betty’s naked breasts is seen on film for a fraction of a second.

WOMAN OF THE WORLD

Betty Boop was one of the most successful cartoon characters of the early 1930s, not just in the U.S. but also all over the world. She had tremendous appeal for increasingly independent young women growing up in the 1930s. Luminaries such as Jean-Paul Sartre and Gertrude Stein were fans, and her likeness -stamped onto products as diverse as dolls, playing cards, nail polish, and cigarette cases- was one of the most mass-marketed images of the Depression era. Her cartoons also gave important exposure to jazz greats like Cab Calloway and Louis Armstrong, introducing their music to audiences who might not ever have heard it otherwise.

Armstrong’s performance of “I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead, You Rascal You” was one of his first screen appearances ever. However, it was just the musicians’ voices that the Fleischers used -they actually made cartoon characters out of the singers, using a device called rotoscope. So next time you see the walrus ghost dancing in “Minnie the Moocher” (one of Betty’s best cartoons), look a little closer- you’re actually seeing a performance by Cab Calloway.

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HEAVENS TO BETTY!

Betty’s innocent sexuality was her strongest drawing card, a fact that was unfortunately proven in the mid-1930s, when Paramount Pictures -under pressure from the Hayes office, Hollywood’s official censor- told Fleischer Studios to clean up Betty Boop’s act.

“Naturally,” Fleischer historian Leslie Cabarga write, “Betty was never the same.” Betty short, sleeveless, backless dress was replaced with a much longer dress with sleeves and a collar; her garter belt was never seen again. No longer a nightclub singer pursued by lecherous men, Betty was now portrayed as a schoolteacher, secretary, housewife, or babysitter; about the only man in her life was an elderly, protective professor named Grampy.



Whether or not censorship was to blame, by the end of the ’30s the Betty Boop craze had run its course. Fleischer Studios ended the original series with “Yip Yip Yippy,” released in August 1939.

BOOP-OOP-A-LAWSUIT

One person definitely not a Betty Boop fan was the original “Boop-Oop-A-Doop” girl herself, Helen Kane. She was furious that betty’s success seemed to come at the expense of her own singing career. In April 1934, Kane filed a $250,000 lawsuit against Max Fleischer, alleging that Betty was “a deliberate caricature of me,” and had robbed her of both her popularity and her livelihood by imitating her method of singing. Fleischer’s strategy was to deny the obvious link between Kane and Betty.

But what decided the case in Fleischer’s favor was a film clip of a black singer named Baby Esther singing a song containing the phrase “boop-oop-a-doop.” Fleischer introduced testimony that Kane had heard Baby Esther sing back in 1928. That was convincing enough so the judge threw the case out of court.

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The article above is reprinted with permission from Uncle John's All-Purpose Extra Strength Bathroom Reader.

The 13th book in the series by the Bathroom Reader's Institute has 504 pages crammed with fun facts, including articles on the biggest movie bombs ever, the origin and unintended use of I.Q. test, and more.

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