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2014/06/18

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Old Spice Goes to Brazil

Posted: 18 Jun 2014 04:00 AM PDT

Everyone wants to go to Brazil to watch the World Cup. Even Terry Crews of the famous Old Spice commercial (we're glad that he's back - that Mom Song one is *creepy*). So, how would someone as spectaculawesofantastic as Crews go to Brazil? You wouldn't expect him to hop on an airplane and fly there, would you? Nope. This is how he travels:

I'd high five my fellow Neatoramanauts, but sadly there'd be no pineapple produced.

Great iPhone Landscapes from Sam Alive

Posted: 18 Jun 2014 02:00 AM PDT

New York City-based freelance photographer Sam Alive's project “Through the Phone” features landscapes and urban cityscapes captured with an iPhone. Adding interest to Alive's photographs is the juxtaposition between the crisp, clear image within the frame of the iPhone camera and the blurred bokeh effect of the real background behind it.

The artist's project began in 2012; since then he has traveled and photographed Taiwan, Japan, Hong Kong and San Francisco, in addition to his home city of New York. Alive says,

“Life is like an adventure, because you never know what is going to happen next; you only have one life, all we can do until we die is live everyday to the best of our ability. As long as I am still alive, I will continue to take pictures everyday of my life.”

Visit Sam Alive's Tumblr site as well as his Instagram,Flickr and Facebook accounts to see more of his beautiful photographs. Via Beautiful Decay.



 
 
 

Surprising Behind-The-Scenes Facts About <i>The Dark Knight</i>

Posted: 18 Jun 2014 12:00 AM PDT

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Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight changed the way the world thought about Batman, giving him a new depth of emotion and melancholia that had been present in the comics for years but had yet to be translated properly to the big screen.

The Dark Knight also did a great job of bringing Bat-Mania back in full swing, and now the Caped Crusader is more popular than ever before, with a whole new batch of fans who might not have ever picked up an issue of the comic if they hadn't enjoyed the movies so much.

With all this Bat-Mania in the air people tend to think they know all there is to know about the first Dark Knight film, and what it took to bring Batman to the big screen in such an epic way, but as this informative video by Cinefix shows there's a whole lotta stuff going on behind-the-scenes that you might have missed...

-Via Laughing Squid

15 Pieces of Funny and Sarcastic Street Art by Mobstr

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 10:00 PM PDT

We've posted about the witty street art of UK urban artist Mobstr a while ago on Neatorama, but the punny gent has got a few new pieces, so it's worth revisiting. Here are 10 of the most sarcastically funny artwork he's done to date:


Something Like That


Do As I Tell You


Most Worstest


Banksy Re-Envisioned


Eye-Catching


Which Way?


Ever Heard The Joke?


Some Say


Urban Paranoia


HUH?


Slogan


?


Quiet Please


Be Careful On Words

After conquering the streets, Mobstr has taken his artwork indoors in a (gasp) art exhibition in London back in May 2014:

Take a look at more over at Mobstr's official website | Interview with Arrested Motion

The Scientific Way to Cut a Cake

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 09:00 PM PDT

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In 1906, Sir Francis Galton proposed a way to cut a round cake so that the exposed inside does not go stale. For some reason, his method of cutting a cake did not catch on. Numberphile explains it to us, which is interesting in a geometric way, but only truly useful for people who have a round cake and find themselves eating it over several days all by themselves. Which is sad. Galton must have been a lonely man. When I bake a cake, there isn’t any at all left by the next day. And if you do eat cake by yourself, here’s a tip: you don’t have to put it in the refrigerator. -via Digg

Ten "Sci Fi" Medical Technologies that Lengthen Human Life and Its Quality

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 08:00 PM PDT



The introduction to Listverse's  "10 Sci-Fi Technologies Moving Us Closer to Immortality" reads,

"The average life expectancy is constantly rising as we improve our knowledge of medicine and the human body. We have eradicated diseases, discovered powerful treatments, and figured out how to fix ailments which would have once killed us. Now we’re accelerating even more rapidly in the practice of keeping humans alive, jolting toward something close to immortality with technologies that sound like they’ve been ripped straight from the realm of science fiction."

From growing new body parts to printing a human heart, read their list of medical marvels here. Via Unique Daily.

Image: Wikimedia Commons 

Animal Dance Party

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 07:00 PM PDT

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Time to get down! The animal kingdom is dancing to “Push It” by Salt-n-Pepa, in this compilation by Robert Jones of Tastefully Offensive. Dogs, cats, birds, insects, seals, turtles, and elephants all get in on the act. Some clips you’ve seen before, but you’ve not seen them like this! -Thanks, Robert!

Ten Tips To Beat The Odds At A Casino

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 06:00 PM PDT

Hit any casino floor and you'll find hundreds, if not thousands, of people placing their hope for a better life down on the table, alongside their gaming tokens, hoping to strike it rich but typically leaving with less money than when they arrived.

However, if you enjoy gambling at casinos despite the monetary risk there's hope for you yet, as these Ten Tips To Beat The Odds At A Casino from gambling insider Bill Zender (via Mental Floss magazine) will reveal.

Tricks like singling out the clumsiest dealer, finding an older roulette wheel and betting on the biased numbers, and always knowing when to say when will keep you from losing your shirt when the house is trying to pick your pockets clean before you leave.

Why Did It Have To Be Snake? - Puzzling Indiana

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 05:00 PM PDT


Why Did It Have To Be Snake? by Doodle Dojo

Dr. Jones had always been too busy to bother with video games, because he preferred to spend his retirement reading old tomes and polishing statues, but when he was called back into duty forty years after his last adventure he came face-to-face with the technological age in the temple of Ahtahree. To make matters worse, the game that stopped his comeback square in its tracks was named after his greatest fear-snakes!

You don't have to be a famous adventurer, or a retro game enthusiast, to appreciate this clever Why Did It Have To Be Snake? t-shirt by Doodle Dojo, but having a silly sense of humor doesn't hurt!

Visit Doodle Dojo's official website, Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more adventurous designs:

Low Flying SpacecraftThe Three TrollsBullet Time BillVitruvian Jaeger

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The Story of Sealand

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 05:00 PM PDT

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You’ve heard of the Sealand, the abandoned World War II sea tower in international waters that was declared a sovereign nation. Still, you’ll enjoy this animated history of Sealand, and the story of the 1978 coup attempt. Sealand is for sale -again- at the price of  $906 million. -via Tastefully Offensive

BooBoo the Guinea Pig and Friends: The Photo Series

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 04:00 PM PDT



A photographer using the name "Lieveheersbeestje" likes to shoot photos of her guinea pigs. The star of the show is BooBoo. These guinea pigs are quite the stylin' bunch. They love to accessorize with snazzy glasses, flowers in their hair, bunny ears, and the list continues.

For those curious about the cover girl, BooBoo is 2 years old. Her favorite foods are chicory and carrots, and she spends her time eating, sleeping and posing for glamour shots. See more photos of BooBoo at the Lieveheersbeestje website or on the artist's Deviant Art site. Via Bored Panda 

Images Credit: Lieveheersbeestje

 





One Last Trip to the Forest

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 03:00 PM PDT

After a long illness, Ed was diagnosed as terminal, and was referred to Evergreen Hospice of Kirkland, Washington. He confided to their chaplain that he longed to see the outdoors again, because he’d been inside for several years. See, Ed had been a forest ranger, a job he dearly loved. Chaplain Curt Huber contacted the Snohomish County Fire District in Edmonds, to see if they could help.

In March, Curt and the RN Case Manager, Leigh Gardner, accompanied Ed and several members of the Snohomish County Fire District on an outing to Meadowdale Beach Park in Edmonds. Ed was picked up and transported in the EMS vehicle; other members of the fire department traveled in a fire truck.

Together, the group took Ed up and down the trails, bringing him the scents of the forest by touching the fragrant growth and bringing their hands close to Ed’s face.

Ed was delighted. So were all the professionals who accompanied him.

-via Buzzfeed

(Image credit: Evergreen Hospice Volunteers)

Life Inside Russia's Secret "Closed" City

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 02:00 PM PDT

Secrets have been pouring out of Russia like water through a sieve ever since the Iron Curtain collapsed, making it easy to disregard any newly discovered "secrets" as just another batch of sensationalized snack-sized news bites, but in the case of Russia's secret "closed" city Zarechny it's far too surreal of a story to ignore.

Zarechny is one of 44 cities which didn't officially "exist" under Communism- they weren't on any map, they were home to over a million people yet the rest of Russia's citizens had no idea about these cities until knowledge of their existence was revealed to the public in 1986, and now they're slowly but surely being opened up to the outside world.

Photographer Ksenia Yurkova traveled into the forbidden zone known as Zarechny to snap some amazing pics for The Calvert Journal, and her first indication that Zarechny wasn't like other cities came upon entering the city, which is surrounded by a chainlink fence topped with barbed wire and requires a pass to enter.

Once home to "secret government strategic facilities", today Zarechny is home to Rosatom, a "state-owned corporation that manufactures parts for nuclear weapons". Sounds totally legit to me!

-Via AnimalNY

Firefighters Rescue Cat and Cat Rescuer

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 01:00 PM PDT

Firefighters in Erie, Pennsylvania, rarely respond to calls about a cat stuck in a tree these days. They normally tell the caller to let the cat comes down by itself. But on Sunday, they responded to such a call, because a woman was also in the tree. Tara Dennis estimates she had gone 40 feet up the tree to rescue a cat that had been crying for a couple of days, but then found she couldn’t get back down. Dennis had entered the tree by climbing up on a roof first.

"I got the cat," she said. "I put it in my shirt."

She began coming down but reached a point at which she couldn't go any farther.

That's when neighbor Marty Tirak called 911. Firefighters responded a little before 1 p.m. and first carried the cat down and then assisted Dennis. Carroll said all were safe.

The report does not specify who owns the cat. -via Arbroath

(Image credit: Jack Hanrahan/Erie Times-News)

Now THIS is a Doctor's Office

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 12:00 PM PDT

Imgur user Bootlady went to the doctor's office the other day, and snapped this picture of the patient room.

'Twas probably her tenth or eleventh doctor (who? Yes!), and she was amused not only by the "Keep Calm I'm The Doctor" poster, but also this clever little sign below that says "You will obey and wash your hands!" (After all, how else would you EXTERMINATE all those germs?)

Funny, the room looks bigger on the inside. And I wonder what they keep in that little TARDIS lunch box?

Rap Battle: Newton vs. Nye and Tyson

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 11:00 AM PDT

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This is what you may call old school vs. new school in the Epic Rap Battles of History series when Sir Isaac Newton raps against Bill Nye the Science Guy with help from Neil deGrasse Tyson. No matter how much you like Nye and Tyson, they are operating under a handicap here because Newton is played by Weird Al Yankovic, whose musical talent and experience give him quite the edge in a rap battle. Or something like that. -via Geeks Are Sexy

Prom Dresses And Tuxedos Made Out Of Duct Tape - 2014 Finalists

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 10:00 AM PDT

People were making all kinds of stuff out of duct tape well before Duck brand duct tape started their “Stuck at Prom” contest, which comes with a large cash prize and crafty bragging rights, but every year since their contest began entrants have been stepping up the quality of their wearable tape creations by leaps and bounds.

This year’s contest finalists all look pretty darn slick, in outfits ranging from Roaring 20's pinstripe and flapper to frilly brown disco town to fantasy fringe chic by the roll, and they're all made out of 100% duct tape so you know they won't suddenly spring a leak or crack under the pressure of prom night!

-Via 22 Words

The Birthday Paradox at the World Cup

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 09:00 AM PDT

The Birthday Paradox states that in a group of just 23 people, the odds that two of those people will have the same birthday is 50%. If the size of the group goes up to 70 people, there is more than a 99% chance that two or more of them will share a birthday -and it is likely that more than one pair will have shared birthdays.   

But perhaps the best data-set of all to test this on is the football World Cup. There are 32 teams, and each team has a squad of 23 players. If the birthday paradox is true, 50% of the squads should have shared birthdays.

Using the birthdays from Fifa's official squad lists as of Tuesday 10 June, it turns out there are indeed 16 teams with at least one shared birthday - 50% of the total. Five of those teams, in fact, have two pairs of birthdays.

The list is: Spain, Colombia, Switzerland (x2), USA, Iran (x2), France (x2), Argentina (x2), South Korea (x2), Cameroon, Australia, Bosnia Herzegovina, Russia, Netherlands, Brazil, Honduras and Nigeria.

One of Argentina's pairs, Fernando Gago and Augusto Fernandez, share the same actual birth date - 10 April 1986.

The fact that soccer players were born in the same year is not at all surprising, considering the narrow age range for world-class athletes, but finding the exact results predicted by the Birthday Paradox is rather neat. BBC magazine has more details. -via the Presurfer

(Image credit: Twice25 - Ghearing family)

Baby Rhino Steals the Show at Zoo Miami

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 08:00 AM PDT

A female black rhinoceros was born at Zoo Miami on May 25th, 2014. A newborn of this highly endangered species is joyous news for all involved, including her parents, Eddie and Circe. Fourteen-year-old Circe carried the baby for approximately 15 months before its birth. 

The alarmingly low numbers of black rhinoceros are due to continued poaching in Eastern and Southern Africa. The number of rhinos in the wild has been reduced from approximately 100,000 to 5,000 in the last century. They are slain for their horns, which are in demand in some eastern cultures for use as ingredients in traditional medicine and as status symbols.

Black rhinos are solitary, with the exception of a female with her offspring. Males of the species have a distinct mating display, in which they swing their heads from side to side while brushing the ground with their horn. The rhinos eat branches and leaves, grasses, herbs and fruit, and are capable of running 30 miles per hour. Via Zooborns.  

Images Credit: Zoo Miami.



Ms Galactus - She's On A Strict Asteroid Diet

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 07:00 AM PDT


Ms Galactus by Steevin Love

They say behind every great man stands an even greater woman, and in the case of that purple clad, planet eating gargantuan the apple of his eye also happened to be massive and dressed all in shades of violet. She was the Ms to his universe terrorizing Mr, and when the two met it was like a heart shaped meteoric collision.

Celebrate an intergalactic love affair of superheroic proportions with this Ms Galactus t-shirt by Steevin Love, it's the fashionable way to show off your love of comic books!

Visit Steevin Love's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Lust - Foolish HumansStar DancerAela the HuntressPart Pillow, Part Man, ALL CARNAGE

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Epic Underwater Photo Shoot

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 07:00 AM PDT

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Photographer Benjamin Von Wong did what some would call a “fashion shoot” at a sunken ship off the coast of Bali. It’s really less “fashion” and more just plain “art,” as the models are divers, the clothes are not being advertised for sale, and the finished product is just plain awesome. This took a lot of work to pull off. Read how the project came about at Von Wong’s blog. -via Laughing Squid

The Treehouse In The Lake

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 06:00 AM PDT

Treehouses are usually in trees, but this house in the lake is pretty darned amazing even if the only trees are hidden away in the bridge. The Treehouse Solling of Germany sits about 14 feet above the water's surface, offering a great view of the fish, critters and flowers of the forest. 

Inside, a number of beds and benches make the site cozy, while ample storage makes it a practical place to stay and an impressive skylight makes for incredible stargazing even on chilly nights.

Check out more pics of this great vacation spot over at Homes and Hues: A Treehouse That Springs From A Pond

How to Quantify Failure

Posted: 17 Jun 2014 05:00 AM PDT

The following is an article from The Annals of Improbable Research.

By Martin J. Murphy
Faultline University
Center for tile Kinetics of Unreliable Processes
Palo Alto, CA

It has long been dear to the author (if to no one else) that science lacks a convention for measuring failure. While the discovery of many other basic laws of nature has led to an eponymous unit that describes a measurable quantity in the law -to wit, Newton's Law and the force unit of ‘newton’, Ampere's Law and the ‘ampere', etc.- there does not yet exist a qualitative physical expression of Murphy's Law. I propose to remedy the situation by defining a set of units that quantify failure, and then casting Murphy's Law in a mathematical form based on these units. As part of this undertaking, I attempt, and fail, to identify the physical principles that underlie this most basic of scientific truths.

I recognize that there already exists a colorful but imprecise English system of units- e.g., the 'goof', the 'screwup', the 'royal screwup', and onwards into the realm of profanity. Though highly descriptive and rich with history, these units are basically qualitative. True failures deserve to be measured.

The Basic Unit of Failure
The basic unit, which I modestly propose to call the ‘murphy', represents the magnitude of a standardized thing that can go wrong. To be meaningful and useful, this unit must be referenced to a universal standard of failure, the value of which is maintained by a public institution. Almost any local. national, or international agency would be an appropriate custodian of the standard.

Calibrating the Murphy Scale
A metric approach to failure needs a scale on which any failure can be rated. Failure can exist anywhere  along an enormous range of magnitudes. Therefore, let us use a logarithmic scale. Thus, a minor failure would be on the order of a ’millimurphy’ (spilling coffee on a blue dress). A major failure would be more on the order of a ‘megamurphy' (spilling the president's coffee on a blue dress). The scale can be extended on either end, when and as needed.

The system naturally produces composite units, such as ’murphys per second' as a rate of fouling up, and ‘murphys per square meter' as a concentration of incompetence.

More on Murphy Math
Now that we have a unit of measurement, it is possible to develop a mathematical expression of Murphy's Law. I model it on a quantum mechanical formulation, in which the degree to which something goes wrong is the expectation value of the wrongness operator, which is known as a Wrongskian. This defines a failure wave function whose integral over time is identically one, since according to Murphy's Law the probability of something going wrong sometime is unity everywhere.

Clearly the wave function is normalized, since it is normal to screw up. The entire formalism is renormalizable, in the sense of allowing us to turn failures into successes, successes into failures, and bad science into good public relations.

Empirically, there is a conjugate relationship between the impact of a failure and its likelihood. This can be expressed as the Murphy Certainty Principle:

The more you have to worry about failure, the more inevitable it becomes.

This principle allows a single unit- the ‘murphy' -to describe both the magnitude and the probability of a failure.

When we couple this with both the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and the original, basic formulation of Murphy's Law, a useful corollary results:

When you have measured failure, you can never know for sure what it is that you have measured.

The murphy is valuable in evaluating statistically the results of experiments. In common usage it is expressed as an inverse unit of confidence, the murphy-1, the so-called "minus murphy." The minus murphy is the probability that the result is correct. Also useful is the murphy-2, the so-called "double minus murphy." The double-minus murphy is the probability that your result is both correct and useful.

Advanced, Abstruse Murphy Theory
Our physical understanding of a natural law is not complete until the underlying mechanism has
been revealed. For all those who feel that their own personal failures have been caused by some malevolent cosmic agency, there is now compelling evidence that disasters are in fact mediated by a massless, charmless, and pointless particle called the murphion. This particle, previously misclassified as a weakly amusing bozotron, travels backward in time (thus allowing it to retroactively spoil apparent successes). After interacting with its victim, the murphion transfers whatever spin the project management chooses to put on it. The murphion is, however, extremely difficult to observe, since it has the anti-quantum mechanical property of instantly confounding the state of any detector that it interacts with. Consequently, its existence and properties have been inferred by assuming that all science experiments must make an equal amount of sense and then assigning to the murphion all of the missing sense in any actual observation.

Interactions of the murphion with normal matter are described by Murphy-Kojak statistics. In this picture, the murphion preferentially fills states of excess arrogance (beginning with the states of Texas and New York) until the Murphy surface-the level of maximum ineptitude-is reached. At this point, the particle begins to fill states of reduced arrogance, such as North Carolina and Iceland, until ultimately every state, province, and principality in the world is saturated with murphion. At the moment of saturation, nothing works and all the physicists get jobs pricing bond derivatives. (The consequences of that will be analyzed in another article as soon as the stock market stops bouncing like a wad of flubber.)

Thoughts on the Future
Apart from its obvious role in science and engineering, this formalism can also be applied to
such diverse fields as economics, management, and politics. In economic applications it might be argued that the murphy measures the same thing as the dollar (based on the observation that the probability of failure goes up with its cost), but clearly the murphy is the more fundamental unit. Most important, this formalism provides a means of evaluating the useful outcome of experiments and projects beforehand. It's use should spare us the trouble of starting any more expensive exercises in futility such as the Superconducting Supercollider.

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This article is republished with permission from the January-February 2000 issue of the Annals of Improbable Research.

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