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• A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.
• On-Air Blooper of the Day: When You Feel This Strongly About Drug Reform, There's Only One Way to Quit Your Job
• This Post Rocks so Hard
• This High School Football Player's Ecstatic Post-Game Speech is What You Need to Make it Through Your Monday
• Gravity, Plates, and Ping Pong
• And She'll Never Let You Forget It!
• Looking For a Couples Costume?
• Officer Awesome, Reporting for Chalk
• Safety is Simple
• They Say Most Car Accidents Happen in Parking Lots. Here's Proof for That Claim.
• The Best Reason for Divorce
• Is Your Mind Sufficiently Blown Yet?
• A Sandwich Made of LIES
• Dance Like All Your Customers Are Watching
• Detroit Lions' Stephen Tulloch Channels Bill Gramatica and Injures Himself While Celebrating
• Joan Rivers is Apparently Plugging the New iPhone From Beyond the Grave
• Pigeons Are Everywhere
• Krispy Kreme Kicked Off Their UK Doughnut Delivery Program With a Special 200-Dozen Special
• Have You Ever Been So Drunk?
• That is Braille on a Government Website. Think About That for a Minute.
• How Do You Deal With Tinder Creeps? Tell on Them to Their Mother!
• Why Isn't This a Real Feature Yet?
• Don't LAUGH While I'm SINGING!
• Take a Dive Into the World's Deepest Swimming Pool
• Not the Most Educational Toy on the Market
• File Under: Things That Never Happen
• Always Have Proper Grammar in Your Love Letters
• Learn Your Dialects! Scottish Insults
• The Biggest Reason to Have a Beer
• Laughing Without Smiling is Now the Creepiest Thing a Person Can Do
• The Wedding of These Two Dogs Is Straight Out Of A Pinterest Wedding Board

A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars. Posted: 22 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in... Submitted by: (via The Week) Tagged: bewbs , florida , lady bits , what , weird Share on Facebook

On-Air Blooper of the Day: When You Feel This Strongly About Drug Reform, There's Only One Way to Quit Your Job Posted: 22 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT Warning: Language in this video. Submitted by: (via Danyelle DeSean) Tagged: news , marijuana , whoops , quit , Video Share on Facebook

This Post Rocks so Hard Posted: 22 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: Colton Tagged: rock , facepalm , puns , spelling , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

This High School Football Player's Ecstatic Post-Game Speech is What You Need to Make it Through Your Monday Posted: 22 Sep 2014 03:30 PM PDT WARNING: Dangerous levels of enthusiasm and good will in this video. Submitted by: (via Lauren Mickler) Tagged: sports , speech , restoring faith in humanity week , football , Video Share on Facebook

Gravity, Plates, and Ping Pong Posted: 22 Sep 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via neoonekenoby) Tagged: trick shot , Video , ping pong , g rated , win Share on Facebook

And She'll Never Let You Forget It! Posted: 22 Sep 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via lysterine) Tagged: birth , t shirts , parenting , poorly dressed , g rated Share on Facebook

Looking For a Couples Costume? Posted: 22 Sep 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: costume , poorly dressed , birds , couple , g rated Share on Facebook

Officer Awesome, Reporting for Chalk Posted: 22 Sep 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: cops , random act of kindness , chalk , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Safety is Simple Posted: 22 Sep 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via pdmcmahon) Tagged: safety , monday thru friday , sign , warning , g rated Share on Facebook

They Say Most Car Accidents Happen in Parking Lots. Here's Proof for That Claim. Posted: 22 Sep 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via JukinVideo) Tagged: cars , Video , parking , fail nation Share on Facebook

The Best Reason for Divorce Posted: 22 Sep 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Skotty Doesn't Know) Tagged: marriage , avril lavigne , nickelback , divorce , funny , dating , g rated Share on Facebook

Is Your Mind Sufficiently Blown Yet? Posted: 22 Sep 2014 12:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via entranceriding) Tagged: twitter , mind blown , language , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

A Sandwich Made of LIES Posted: 22 Sep 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Bits and Pieces) Tagged: lies , sandwich , food , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

Dance Like All Your Customers Are Watching Posted: 22 Sep 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Storyful) Tagged: dancing , monday thru friday , retail , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

Detroit Lions' Stephen Tulloch Channels Bill Gramatica and Injures Himself While Celebrating Posted: 22 Sep 2014 10:59 AM PDT Submitted by: (via SPR) Tagged: sports , FAIL , nfl , stephen tulloch , football Share on Facebook

Joan Rivers is Apparently Plugging the New iPhone From Beyond the Grave Posted: 22 Sep 2014 10:30 AM PDT The Facebook post was quickly deleted, presumably after someone had a prompt firing. Submitted by: (via The Daily Dot) Tagged: celeb , iphone , facebook , joan rivers , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Pigeons Are Everywhere Posted: 22 Sep 2014 10:15 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: mask , pigeon , poorly dressed , pigeon mask , g rated Share on Facebook

Krispy Kreme Kicked Off Their UK Doughnut Delivery Program With a Special 200-Dozen Special Posted: 22 Sep 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Geekologie) Tagged: food , krispy kreme , donuts , doughnuts , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Have You Ever Been So Drunk? Posted: 22 Sep 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via ToMAYto ToMAHto) Tagged: drunk , fire , funny , idiots , wtf , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

That is Braille on a Government Website. Think About That for a Minute. Posted: 22 Sep 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via -ThickAsABrick-) Tagged: braille , facepalm , blind , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

How Do You Deal With Tinder Creeps? Tell on Them to Their Mother! Posted: 22 Sep 2014 08:30 AM PDT When Ms. Zalabak was sent this terrible tinder message, she did the only logical thing. She told on this slimeball to his mother. Submitted by: (via Metro.co.uk) Tagged: creeps , online dating , mother , tinder , dating Share on Facebook

Why Isn't This a Real Feature Yet? Posted: 22 Sep 2014 08:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Bits and Pieces) Tagged: warning , football , iphone , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Don't LAUGH While I'm SINGING! Posted: 22 Sep 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via gracm8) Tagged: frozen , kids , portrait , parenting , laughing , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

Take a Dive Into the World's Deepest Swimming Pool Posted: 22 Sep 2014 07:15 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Guillaume Néry) Tagged: scuba , pool , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Not the Most Educational Toy on the Market Posted: 22 Sep 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: animals , dinosaurs , monday thru friday , parenting , toys , g rated Share on Facebook

File Under: Things That Never Happen Posted: 22 Sep 2014 06:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Aznb01p) Tagged: sexy times , funny , studying , nice guys , dating Share on Facebook

Always Have Proper Grammar in Your Love Letters Posted: 22 Sep 2014 06:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Floydw6) Tagged: grammar , english teacher , funny , love letter , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Learn Your Dialects! Scottish Insults Posted: 22 Sep 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Beauty Creep) Tagged: scotland , dialect , language , insult , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

The Biggest Reason to Have a Beer Posted: 22 Sep 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Sal Kerouac) Tagged: beer , Before And After , label , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Laughing Without Smiling is Now the Creepiest Thing a Person Can Do Posted: 22 Sep 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via CHSupercuts) Tagged: creepy , Video , vine , weird , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

The Wedding of These Two Dogs Is Straight Out Of A Pinterest Wedding Board Posted: 22 Sep 2014 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Danni Rivera) Tagged: dogs , cute , wedding , Video , dating Share on Facebook

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