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• Woman Chops Off Husband's Penis...Twice
• That Should Stop the Sixty-Cycle Hum, Right!
• That's a Pretty Tough Diplomacy Check
• One Glass of Memory Suppression Please!
• Nope, You Don't Get to Make Up That Word
• The Centerpiece of the St. Optimus Prime Cathedral
• How I Feel in Sweats -> :D
• Apple Tech People Aren't Good at Flirting
• He's Very Popular With Some People
• It's Important to Carefully Manage Your Online Persona
• Hope You Like it Crispy!
• Rednecks Know How to Really Engineer a Margarita
• Since When Do College Kids Not Understand Toilets?
• Parkour Videos Are Cool and All, but What About Adding Zombies to the Mix?
• Multitasking
• Now Nobody Will Want to Poop!
• That's Pretty Deep
• You're Hired!
• Hey Bud, You've Got a Little Something Stuck Under Your Car
• Well, That's One Way to Get a Free Drink
• High School Kids Have Some Lofty Goals
• When She Only Gives You 5 Minutes Notice...
• Almost Makes it Sound Glamorous!
• Hacking a Traffic Sign for a Very Important Cause
• This Post is Triggering All my PTSDs
• The Fertility Chair
• Making the Perfect Bacon
• Someone Clearly Failed History
• Two Stars, Sorry Mom

Woman Chops Off Husband's Penis...Twice Posted: 13 Jan 2015 04:00 PM PST Via NY Post: Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports. The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped. The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping. Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN. Submitted by: (via NY Post) Tagged: news , wtf , woman , wife , no no tubes , husband , chopped Share on Facebook

That Should Stop the Sixty-Cycle Hum, Right! Posted: 13 Jan 2015 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via kuvaton) Tagged: bad idea , outlet , cable , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

That's a Pretty Tough Diplomacy Check Posted: 13 Jan 2015 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: dnd , texting , dungeons and dragons , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

One Glass of Memory Suppression Please! Posted: 13 Jan 2015 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: drunk , bad day , weekend , funny , after 12 Share on Facebook

Nope, You Don't Get to Make Up That Word Posted: 13 Jan 2015 03:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via herbiclorine) Tagged: roof , you keep using that word , selfie , failbook Share on Facebook

The Centerpiece of the St. Optimus Prime Cathedral Posted: 13 Jan 2015 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Laughing Squid) Tagged: design , stained glass , nerdgasm , g rated , win Share on Facebook

How I Feel in Sweats -> :D Posted: 13 Jan 2015 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via oddbally) Tagged: emoji , poorly dressed , sweatpants , sweatshirt , g rated Share on Facebook

Apple Tech People Aren't Good at Flirting Posted: 13 Jan 2015 01:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Lewko) Tagged: tech support , flirting , apple , funny , dating Share on Facebook

He's Very Popular With Some People Posted: 13 Jan 2015 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: accidental sexy , dude parts , name , fail nation Share on Facebook

It's Important to Carefully Manage Your Online Persona Posted: 13 Jan 2015 12:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Sproutedonthenumber9) Tagged: monday thru friday , whoops , job hunt Share on Facebook

Hope You Like it Crispy! Posted: 13 Jan 2015 12:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: chicken , fire , kfc , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Rednecks Know How to Really Engineer a Margarita Posted: 13 Jan 2015 11:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Zphanes17) Tagged: wtf , redneck , margarita , funny , cocktail , Video , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Since When Do College Kids Not Understand Toilets? Posted: 13 Jan 2015 11:15 AM PST Submitted by: (via ScenicFrost) Tagged: wtf , signs , toilet , idiots , funny , college , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Parkour Videos Are Cool and All, but What About Adding Zombies to the Mix? Posted: 13 Jan 2015 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Ampisound) Tagged: parkour , pov , zombie , Video , win Share on Facebook

Multitasking Posted: 13 Jan 2015 10:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via flipping_birds) Tagged: baby , snow , parenting , winter , g rated Share on Facebook

Now Nobody Will Want to Poop! Posted: 13 Jan 2015 09:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Know Your Meme) Tagged: toilet paper , bathroom , prank , g rated , win Share on Facebook

That's Pretty Deep Posted: 13 Jan 2015 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wtf , deep , funny , poems , dating Share on Facebook

You're Hired! Posted: 13 Jan 2015 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via The Meta Picture) Tagged: monday thru friday , alarm , job hunt , interview , g rated Share on Facebook

Hey Bud, You've Got a Little Something Stuck Under Your Car Posted: 13 Jan 2015 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via WOOD TV8) Tagged: news , truck , Probably bad News , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

Well, That's One Way to Get a Free Drink Posted: 13 Jan 2015 07:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Kissznsnuglz) Tagged: plan b , walk of shame , free drink , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

High School Kids Have Some Lofty Goals Posted: 13 Jan 2015 07:15 AM PST Submitted by: (via Stone122311) Tagged: wtf , yearbook , middle management , goals , high school , quote , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

When She Only Gives You 5 Minutes Notice... Posted: 13 Jan 2015 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: beernbiccies Tagged: cleaning , lazy , girlfriend , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Almost Makes it Sound Glamorous! Posted: 13 Jan 2015 06:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via @marshawright) Tagged: rock star , kids , parenting , g rated Share on Facebook

Hacking a Traffic Sign for a Very Important Cause Posted: 13 Jan 2015 06:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via dainabethcita) Tagged: sign , reading , hacked irl , win Share on Facebook

This Post is Triggering All my PTSDs Posted: 13 Jan 2015 05:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via ThatSmallerGuy) Tagged: ptsd , the dark knight , heath ledger , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

The Fertility Chair Posted: 13 Jan 2015 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via City Caption) Tagged: chair , wtf , no no tubes , funny , dating Share on Facebook

Making the Perfect Bacon Posted: 13 Jan 2015 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via America's Test Kitchen) Tagged: Video , bacon , pro tip , life hacks , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Someone Clearly Failed History Posted: 13 Jan 2015 04:15 AM PST Submitted by: (via Duskytumbleweed) Tagged: history , FAIL , pyramid , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Two Stars, Sorry Mom Posted: 13 Jan 2015 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via pundamentalism) Tagged: reviews , twitter , parenting , g rated Share on Facebook

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