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• Watch This Supermarket Cow Mascot Get Down
• Lisa Needs Legislation... DENTAL PLAN
• Fail of the Day: Typo in Sheriff’s Office Rugs Makes Them for the Dogs
• Nobody Has Taken a Cake to the Face This Hard
• This Will Bug Us Forever, Always
• This Chocolate Printer is the Only 3D Printer We'll Ever Need
• Turn Your Passion Into a Career...Even if That Passion is Adult Film
• Smart TVs Are Getting Needy
• Art of the Day: NYC Street Artist Painted a Portrait of Mark Zuckerberg Using His Own Feces
• Take Your Baby to Work Day is a Success!
• Touché of the Day: Ellen’s Epic Response to Post About Hollywood’s ‘Gay Agenda’
• Dammit, No One Has Ever Heard of You
• When This Ship's a-Rockin
• Who is This Jerk in a Wheelchair?
• Mike Bobrinskoy Talks About Ok Cupid
• BRB, Learning to Knit Batman Sweater
• There's a Site That Allows You to Anonymously Ship Your Enemies the Most Vile Substance Known to Man: Glitter
• Who Desires an F?
• Would You Trust a Nunchuk-Wielding Child Around Your TV?
• The Squirrel Has a Good Night Planned
• The Price is Rekt
• You Don't Want to See What Happens When His Team Loses
• There Better be a Cheerleader Under Your Bed!
• Oh Snap
• Go Ahead, Give it a Pull
• You Know Someone Who Needs This Deadpool Shirt
• Standard Procedure
• Now That's Gangsta As Hell
• How Are Your Gums Doing, NERD?
• Nobody Knows How to Paint a Straight Line in Russia
• Looks Like They're Ready for Valentine's Day

Watch This Supermarket Cow Mascot Get Down Posted: 16 Jan 2015 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Maccen II) Tagged: monday thru friday , supermarket , dancing , cow , Video Share on Facebook

Lisa Needs Legislation... DENTAL PLAN Posted: 16 Jan 2015 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: LodeRunner Tagged: clever , puns , the simpsons , politics , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Fail of the Day: Typo in Sheriff’s Office Rugs Makes Them for the Dogs Posted: 16 Jan 2015 04:00 PM PST Fail or Win? The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office in Florida bought some fancy new rugs recently, but they had to remove them because of a little spelling mistake. Within the crest the text reads "In Dog We Trust" instead of "In God We Trust." The mistake went unnoticed for several weeks before they realized it. Since news of the photo spread online people have taken to the sheriff's office Facebook page asking that they auction it off and donate the money to an animal charity or place it in the K9 unit instead. Or they could just appoint this guy as the new sheriff. Submitted by: (via UPROXX) Tagged: twitter , whoops , spelling , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Nobody Has Taken a Cake to the Face This Hard Posted: 16 Jan 2015 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Coley) Tagged: ouch , cake , vine , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

This Will Bug Us Forever, Always Posted: 16 Jan 2015 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via tom_beale) Tagged: annoying , you had one job , ocd , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

This Chocolate Printer is the Only 3D Printer We'll Ever Need Posted: 16 Jan 2015 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via 3D Systems) Tagged: 3D printing , chocolate , Video , printer , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Turn Your Passion Into a Career...Even if That Passion is Adult Film Posted: 16 Jan 2015 03:00 PM PST Vain, whose real name is Paige A. Jennings, had been an intern at Lazard Asset Management for about seven months. Her twitter, @TheVeronicaVain, is full of gems, but this sums it up best: I left finance because if I'm going to take it up the ass for a decade, I'd prefer to get in to a hall of fame for it. (h/t Business Insider.) (Insider? But I just...) Submitted by: (via Business Insider) Tagged: monday thru friday , job hunt , finance , career Share on Facebook

Smart TVs Are Getting Needy Posted: 16 Jan 2015 03:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via The Alpacalypse) Tagged: wtf , needy , TV , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Art of the Day: NYC Street Artist Painted a Portrait of Mark Zuckerberg Using His Own Feces Posted: 16 Jan 2015 02:30 PM PST Brooklyn-based street artist/hacker KATSU has created a portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg using his own feces. It is described as a rendering of a tech giant who is “in control of more information than the government created from the compromising bio-matter of the artist.” KATSU, who is known around the city for his signature skull tag and work with a fire extinguisher, has mocked Zuckerberg before in a series of wheat pastes depicting him with a black eye. This latest piece is part of his first solo show called “Remember the Future,” featuring a variety of works that intersect art and technology. The others are not quite as bizarre as the poop painting but strange in their own ways as you can see in the link below. The exhibit runs through Feb 22 at The Hole. Submitted by: (via The Hole) Tagged: art , gross , design , Mark Zuckerberg , failbook Share on Facebook

Take Your Baby to Work Day is a Success! Posted: 16 Jan 2015 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Bro My God) Tagged: monday thru friday , baby , nap , parenting , g rated Share on Facebook

Touché of the Day: Ellen’s Epic Response to Post About Hollywood’s ‘Gay Agenda’ Posted: 16 Jan 2015 01:30 PM PST Forget hurricanes and earthquakes, a gay avalanche is coming and we need to be prepared! A writer for The Christian Post wrote an op-ed last week called “Are You Aware of the Avalanche of Gay Programming Assaulting Your Home?” In his piece, he criticizes a number of gay celebrities as well as gay-themed TV shows and films including Michael Sam, Anderson Cooper “Glee,” “Modern Family” and “Foxcatcher.” “The indoctrination and propaganda coming from those advocating a gay lifestyle in our country, classrooms and culture are increasing,” he writes. “We are being bombarded!” His suggestion is that we only watch shows like “Little House on the Prairie,” and “I Love Lucy” to combat this “tidal wave of unprecedented evil.” He also targets Ellen in particular saying: “Ellen DeGeneres” celebrates her lesbianism and “marriage” in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls. So on her show this week, Ellen responded to the online criticism, which she says she usually just ignores. “If you ask me, Larry’s watching a lot of gay TV,” she joked, proceeding to discuss her real agenda. “Larry the only way I’m trying to influence people is to be more kind and compassionate with one another. That is the message I’m sending out.” Submitted by: (via TheEllenShow) Tagged: lgbtq , ellen degeneres , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Dammit, No One Has Ever Heard of You Posted: 16 Jan 2015 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via AndrewQ13) Tagged: star lord , guardians of the galaxy , movies , scan tron , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

When This Ship's a-Rockin Posted: 16 Jan 2015 12:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Steve's Wooden Toys) Tagged: star wars , x wing , cute , rocking chair , g rated Share on Facebook

Who is This Jerk in a Wheelchair? Posted: 16 Jan 2015 11:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Awkward Messages) Tagged: facepalm , science , stephen hawking , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Mike Bobrinskoy Talks About Ok Cupid Posted: 16 Jan 2015 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Mbob67) Tagged: stand up , online dating , funny , ok cupid , dating Share on Facebook

BRB, Learning to Knit Batman Sweater Posted: 16 Jan 2015 10:45 AM PST Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: poorly dressed , knitting , sweater , batman , g rated Share on Facebook

There's a Site That Allows You to Anonymously Ship Your Enemies the Most Vile Substance Known to Man: Glitter Posted: 16 Jan 2015 10:30 AM PST Passive agressives rejoice! A new service called "ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com" launched (and crashed) this week, offering to enact revenge for you by sending packets of glitter and a note to anyone you dislike. The company says their hatred of glitter (i.e the "herpes of the craft world") is what inspired them to start the service, because it's nearly impossible to clean up. Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Michelle Bachmann and Newt Gingrich all know what we're talking about. It costs $9.99 Australian dollars (or about $8.15 in the United States), and anyone who wants to use the service just fills out a short form with the contact info for whomever they want to glitter bomb. They will then "vomit up a tonne of glitter" and send it to your arch nemesis. "There's someone in your life right now who you fucking hate," they write on the site. "Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that b*tch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed." ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was bombarded this week with requests after Monday's launch, and it says that purchases are temporarily suspended as a result. Slate interviewed the founder, a 22-year-old internet marketer from Australia named Mathew Carpenter, who says the response was overwhelming. "Over 2,000 of the world's brightest people have spent money on this service," he said. "It's good for business, but bad for society." Submitted by: (via Ship Your Enemies Glitter) Tagged: glitter , revenge , prank , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Who Desires an F? Posted: 16 Jan 2015 09:45 AM PST Submitted by: (via Chewbacca22) Tagged: wtf , grades , funny , college , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Would You Trust a Nunchuk-Wielding Child Around Your TV? Posted: 16 Jan 2015 09:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Tom Adamid) Tagged: kids , nunchucks , parenting , Video , win , g rated Share on Facebook

The Squirrel Has a Good Night Planned Posted: 16 Jan 2015 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: anselmbe Tagged: wtf , squirrel , wine , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

The Price is Rekt Posted: 16 Jan 2015 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via poo stick) Tagged: FAIL , the price is right , Video , fall Share on Facebook

You Don't Want to See What Happens When His Team Loses Posted: 16 Jan 2015 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via OBiEdashTRiCE) Tagged: sauron , sports , Lord of the Rings , g rated , win Share on Facebook

There Better be a Cheerleader Under Your Bed! Posted: 16 Jan 2015 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Know Your Meme) Tagged: tumblr , hank hill , King of the hill , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Oh Snap Posted: 16 Jan 2015 07:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Zpec) Tagged: men , cute , oh snap , funny , women , dating Share on Facebook

Go Ahead, Give it a Pull Posted: 16 Jan 2015 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Joanne Casey) Tagged: spider , Kill It With Fire , fire alarm , oh god why , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

You Know Someone Who Needs This Deadpool Shirt Posted: 16 Jan 2015 06:45 AM PST Submitted by: (via ThinkGeek) Tagged: poorly dressed , deadpool , shirt , g rated Share on Facebook

Standard Procedure Posted: 16 Jan 2015 06:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via thegrammargestapo ) Tagged: monday thru friday , customer service , g rated Share on Facebook

Now That's Gangsta As Hell Posted: 16 Jan 2015 05:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Not Super Good Looking ) Tagged: dancing , gangsta , polka dots , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

How Are Your Gums Doing, NERD? Posted: 16 Jan 2015 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via wittywhit) Tagged: hacked irl , toothpaste , burn , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Nobody Knows How to Paint a Straight Line in Russia Posted: 16 Jan 2015 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via evgen smelyanskij) Tagged: russia , cars , dash cam , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Looks Like They're Ready for Valentine's Day Posted: 16 Jan 2015 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Chriswick47) Tagged: wal mart , funny , Valentines day , dating Share on Facebook

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