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• The 8:30 to Derail-Town is Coming in!
• So Far, the Customers Claim to Be 100% Satisfied
• This Beer Is Helping You Find Your Creative Zone
• Just Because Your Guitar is Hot Pink and Made for a Child Doesn't Mean You Can't be TRVE CVLT
• I Guess You COULD Use it That Way...
• Canada, Right Up Your Butt
• A First-Person Luge Ride in New Zealand, It's Better Than Most Roller Coasters
• Clearly a Fashion Expert
• The Shimmering Distant Green Light of Embarrassment
• He Wants Serious Gamer Girls Only
• An Ex-Girlfriend Got Stuck, Without Any Clothes, Down Her Old Boyfriend's Chimney
• Competition of the Day: Gaston Schools Guy in Push-Up Contest
• Ask and Ye Shall Receive (Ignorance)
• How This Incompetent Knife Thrower Didn't Kill His Partner is a Miracle
• What Do You Know, Science Says "Chocolate Isn't a Superfood."
• The Best Way to Keep a Baby's Face Warm
• The Moments in 2014 That Brought Us Together
• That is Unauthorized Use of the Label Maker
• You Can't Patch Stupid
• Dive on In!
• That is so [Pooping] Stupid
• Maybe Not Something You Should Advertise on a License Plate
• At Least ONE of You Thought So...
• Meet the Drugged-Couple Who Got "Trapped"... in an Unlocked Closet
• Shooting in the New Year
• How to Look Fit This New Year
• Warning: Street Closed For a...
• Thanks, Kids...
• Now That's a Private Wedding

The 8:30 to Derail-Town is Coming in! Posted: 07 Jan 2015 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Bits and Pieces) Tagged: bad idea , design , engineering , train , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

So Far, the Customers Claim to Be 100% Satisfied Posted: 07 Jan 2015 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via theCHIVE) Tagged: monday thru friday , garbage , slogan , truck , g rated Share on Facebook

This Beer Is Helping You Find Your Creative Zone Posted: 07 Jan 2015 03:00 PM PST Science recently confirmed what we previously had only suspected—that alcohol, in the right amount, does tend to produce the most creative thinking. Professor Jennifer Wiley and her team at the University of Illinois at Chicago pegged the ideal blood alcohol content for creativity at 0.075 percent. That level is known as the creative peak, and may well be the ideal state for problem solving, inventing and general "out of the box" thinking. Using that data, Crispin Porter + Bogusky's Copenhagen office has come up with the perfect beer for creatives—an IPA called The Problem Solver. There's nothing too special about the beer itself. Instead, it's the label that will help you reach the magical 0.075 percent mark—it shows you how of the much of the bottle you need to drink to get there, based on your weight. Submitted by: (via Nicole Hering) Tagged: beer , creative , awesome , science , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Just Because Your Guitar is Hot Pink and Made for a Child Doesn't Mean You Can't be TRVE CVLT Posted: 07 Jan 2015 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Frank Pasquale) Tagged: metal , Music , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

I Guess You COULD Use it That Way... Posted: 07 Jan 2015 02:15 PM PST Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: headband , poorly dressed , text , thong , g rated Share on Facebook

Canada, Right Up Your Butt Posted: 07 Jan 2015 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Unionist) Tagged: Canada , facepalm , america , failbook Share on Facebook

A First-Person Luge Ride in New Zealand, It's Better Than Most Roller Coasters Posted: 07 Jan 2015 01:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Lewis Knight) Tagged: luge , pov , whee , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Clearly a Fashion Expert Posted: 07 Jan 2015 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via DropPayload) Tagged: poorly dressed , Local News , sweatshirt , hoodie , g rated Share on Facebook

The Shimmering Distant Green Light of Embarrassment Posted: 07 Jan 2015 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Exploding-Kittens) Tagged: school , whoops , embarrassing , books , the great gatsby , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

He Wants Serious Gamer Girls Only Posted: 07 Jan 2015 12:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: craigslist , wtf , gamer girls , funny , dating Share on Facebook

An Ex-Girlfriend Got Stuck, Without Any Clothes, Down Her Old Boyfriend's Chimney Posted: 07 Jan 2015 12:00 PM PST From CBS Los Angeles: A 35-year-old woman who tried to climb down the chimney of her estranged boyfriend's Woodcrest home early Saturday morning had to be rescued after getting stuck, according to the Riverside County Fire Department. Homeowner Tony Hernandez said the woman, the mother of his three children, had tried around 5 a.m. to open the door of his home in the 15800 block of Rancho Viejo Drive. When she found it locked she climbed to the roof and attempted to get in through the chimney. That's when she became wedged inside the 12-by-12-inch chimney. She had apparently removed her clothes to aid her descent. Submitted by: (via CBS Los Angeles) Tagged: news , chimney , what , Probably bad News , fail nation Share on Facebook

Competition of the Day: Gaston Schools Guy in Push-Up Contest Posted: 07 Jan 2015 11:30 AM PST Who would have thought that Gaston of all people would end up becoming the breakout viral star at Disney World? Some tough guy recently decided it would be a good idea to challenge the buff "Beauty & The Beast" character to a friendly little push-up contest, but he was wrong. Gaston may be sexist and arrogant, be he's got some pretty big muscles. You might recognize the actor from another recent video where he goes head-to-head with a very pugnacious little girl.. Submitted by: (via Blake Platt) Tagged: Gaston , disney , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Ask and Ye Shall Receive (Ignorance) Posted: 07 Jan 2015 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via delafro_) Tagged: twitter , Protest , irony , white people , failbook Share on Facebook

How This Incompetent Knife Thrower Didn't Kill His Partner is a Miracle Posted: 07 Jan 2015 10:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via bahiapat68) Tagged: knife , close call , oh god why , Video Share on Facebook

What Do You Know, Science Says "Chocolate Isn't a Superfood." Posted: 07 Jan 2015 10:15 AM PST From CBC: Scientists have zeroed in on a family of fragile molecules known as cocoa flavanols. Research suggests they can relax blood vessels, improve blood flow and, as Small found in his study, even increase activity in a part of the brain involved with age related memory loss. But those flavanols largely disappear once the cocoa bean is heated, fermented and processed into chocolate. In other words, making chocolate destroys the very ingredient that is supposed to make it healthy. Submitted by: (via CBC) Tagged: superfood , chocolate , science , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

The Best Way to Keep a Baby's Face Warm Posted: 07 Jan 2015 10:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via xelphin) Tagged: baby , beard , poorly dressed , parenting , beard hat , g rated Share on Facebook

The Moments in 2014 That Brought Us Together Posted: 07 Jan 2015 09:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Jean-Louis Nguyen) Tagged: compilation , BAMF , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

That is Unauthorized Use of the Label Maker Posted: 07 Jan 2015 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: monday thru friday , label , bathroom , toilet , g rated Share on Facebook

You Can't Patch Stupid Posted: 07 Jan 2015 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via prairir001) Tagged: apps , facepalm , ouch , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Dive on In! Posted: 07 Jan 2015 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via nombski) Tagged: ouch , bad idea , gifs , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

That is so [Pooping] Stupid Posted: 07 Jan 2015 07:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: censorship , tumblr , parenting , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Maybe Not Something You Should Advertise on a License Plate Posted: 07 Jan 2015 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Dvs_Me) Tagged: wtf , kinky , sexy times , license plate , funny , dating Share on Facebook

At Least ONE of You Thought So... Posted: 07 Jan 2015 06:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via HondaCorolla) Tagged: kids , note , parenting , fart , writing , g rated Share on Facebook

Meet the Drugged-Couple Who Got "Trapped"... in an Unlocked Closet Posted: 07 Jan 2015 06:00 AM PST From Arbroath: John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet at Daytona State College on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said. After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human faeces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said. Submitted by: (via Arbroath) Tagged: news , drugs , Probably bad News , fail nation Share on Facebook

Shooting in the New Year Posted: 07 Jan 2015 05:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Patrick E. Kelley) Tagged: guns , new years , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

How to Look Fit This New Year Posted: 07 Jan 2015 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan) Tagged: beer , drunk , beer goggles , funny , after 12 Share on Facebook

Warning: Street Closed For a... Posted: 07 Jan 2015 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: monday thru friday , sign , driving , proofreading , g rated Share on Facebook

Thanks, Kids... Posted: 07 Jan 2015 04:15 AM PST Submitted by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: scary , kids , bedtime , chewbacca , parenting , facebook , g rated Share on Facebook

Now That's a Private Wedding Posted: 07 Jan 2015 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: 51m0nn Tagged: wtf , facebook , wedding , married , funny , dating Share on Facebook

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