Matt Christiansen has created a tumblr to his new method of giving his number to "pretty girls." He writes them a little note, draws a little doodle and then tells them, "you dropped this."
I imagine he scampers away happily as the pretty girl reads it, but who knows.  Ponder for a moment the kind of mental fortitude and character it takes for someone to say "I'm not going to beat myself up for it" in the face of all this.  And now you're thinking about Crazy Frog again. YOU'RE WELCOME.  Submitted by: (via GoPro)  Happy National Grilled Cheese Day! (because that's actually a thing.)
Skout has created a poll surveying the sexlives of grilled cheese lovers. Here's what they found.
Via LA Times: The company surveyed 4,600 people and found that 73% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least once a month, compared with 63% of those who don’t love grilled cheese. And 32% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least six times a month, compared with 27% of non-grilled cheese lovers. The survey also discovered that 81% of its participants who love grilled cheese say they have donated time, money or food to those in need. And 84% of grilled cheese fans love to travel, compared with 78% of those who aren’t fans.  Meanwhile, in Florida… a bobcat was spotted at Sebastian Inlet State Park in Vero Beach dragging a shark along the sand. And it’s got the Internet talking, because that is one badass bobcat. What do you think this is Bobcat, Australia? The photographer, John Bailey, says that the beast leapt into the water to grab it while it was busy eating another fish. The cat then pulled it out of the ocean and onto the sand. He eventually dropped the shark and fled because it got scared (presumably from having his photo being taken), so he didn’t even get to enjoy his meal. Commenters, of course, are questioning the validity of the photo, but experts say it’s actually a pretty normal occurrence. “There is no reason to believe it’s fake,” said a rep from the Florida Wildlife Conservation Commission. On the FWC Facebook page, the group says it’s most likely an adult Atlantic Sharpnose Shark.  Design by Jim Vision and Dr. Zadok.  Via NOLA.com: Deputies confiscated 106 18-packs of Natural Light beer, five 12-packs of Corona beer and five liters of Franza wine. Deputies also took several bottles of rum, tequila, vodka and whiskey.
The kids were pulled over due to expired tags. When the cop asked if they could search the trailer they consented.  |
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