Everything Went Off Without a Hitch for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Except for All the Pee and more...  In This Issue...  Everything Went Off Without a Hitch for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Except for All the Pee  A Woman Named Beyoncé Gets Help From All the Other Unfortunately-Named on the Internet  Things Get Creepy and Awkward When This "Jeopardy!" Contestant Gives a Very, Very Wrong Answer  Hostess Bowls a Turkey With Their Improper Sports Terminology  Drive-Thru Bone Pickup  A Hockey Player Casually Pulls Out a Busted Tooth In-Game, Because Hockey is Terrifying  Edward Snowden Talks About D*ck-Pics  Typo of the Day: BBC News Reports on the Large 'Hardon' Collider  Some People Have Some Odd Notions About Sex  Knock Knock?  A Great, Generous Donation  Recyclings of an Alcoholic  Mission Accomplished, Duke Boys!  Knowing the Order of Operations Now Confirms You for "Genius" Status  The Kitchen of No-Physics  Too Mean, Netflix. TOO MEAN.  The Stock Tastes Wonderful!  The Best Kind of Thrift Store Investment  Merry Go Rounds Are Deemed Unsafe These Days, and This Video Proves it  Read, but Make Sure to Print That Stuff Out First!  Take That, Subtlety!  Car Flop!  And to Think Some Stores Give Away the Vermin for Free!  You're Cutting Deep, Fortune Cookie  You Hate to See This Kind of Parenting Happen  The Paramotor: It's Like a Flying Lawn Chair, and It's Awesome  We Finally Has it!  Man Dials 911 a Dozen Times to Discuss $30 Bar Tab  You Think Any of the Office Drones Are Going to Get This is a Joke?  It's a GIF, but You Can Still Hear the Thud  These Selfie Sticks Don't Seem to be Working as Intended  Needless to Say, It Wasn't a Good Day for a Game  The Reason You Haven't Had Luck in Online Dating? You Need a Unicorn Profile Picture.  He Spent a Year Fixing Up This Car, and Only a Minute to Wreck it All Over Again  More Recent Articles  Search The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG Everything Went Off Without a Hitch for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Except for All the Pee Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day. Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed.  The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals Submitted by: (via SB Nation) Tagged: baseball , chicago , cubs , Probably bad News , news , gross , sports Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • A Woman Named Beyoncé Gets Help From All the Other Unfortunately-Named on the Internet Beyoncé was featured on the long-running blog project Humans of New York, where she discussed the blessing (everyone remembers your name!) and curse (no one will stop singing "Single Ladies"!) of having a famous moniker. And just like that, the rest of the internet joined in to share their woes. Some of these names almost seem too good to be true.  Hopefully now she knows that she isn't alone! Submitted by: (via POWTV) Tagged: random act of kindness , comments , beyoncé , humans of new york , name Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Things Get Creepy and Awkward When This "Jeopardy!" Contestant Gives a Very, Very Wrong Answer   Submitted by: (via spartya19) Tagged: Jeopardy , game show , whoops , creepy , Awkward , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Hostess Bowls a Turkey With Their Improper Sports Terminology Two more screwups like this and Hostess will get a hat trick for their social media efforts. After that, it's the penalty box for them! Submitted by: (via AlexJamesFitz) Tagged: twitter , sports , whoops , baseball , what , the headline was also part of the joke , football Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Drive-Thru Bone Pickup Submitted by: (via BalconesWinston) Tagged: dogs , ATM , photography , pets , Perfect Timing , g rated , win Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • A Hockey Player Casually Pulls Out a Busted Tooth In-Game, Because Hockey is Terrifying Submitted by: (via Fake SportsCenter) Tagged: hockey , oh god why , Video , vine , teeth Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Edward Snowden Talks About D*ck-Pics Submitted by: (via Bananawamajama) Tagged: funny , no no tubes , sexy pics , edward snowden Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Typo of the Day: BBC News Reports on the Large 'Hardon' Collider   Someone got a little too excited about the Large Hadron Collider restarting this past weekend. “The most powerful particle accelerator in the world” is back in operation after two years of maintenance, and the BBC had a minor, yet unfortunate typo in their report on the device. The lower third at the beginning of their segment accidentally read “Hardon” instead of “Hadron.” A simple mistake, but of course the Internet was not going to let that one pass without having a good laugh at their expense. And the LHC’s work is sexy enough as is without being compared to a penis. Back in 2012, it was famously used to discover the Higgs boson particle. This time around they’ll be using the atom smasher (at double its previous energy levels) to research exotic particles, dark matter, supersymmetry, extra dimensions, antimatter and Quark–gluon plasma. Submitted by: (via superkoopasirf) Tagged: news , whoops , typo , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Some People Have Some Odd Notions About Sex Submitted by: (via Cresselia) Tagged: wtf , idiots , sexy times , funny , dating , g rated Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search • Knock Knock? 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