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2015/04/08

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Maybe He's a Flugelhorn

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Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: wtf , flugelhorn , horney , trumpet , dating
       

This Statue of Lucille Ball is so Terrifying, the Artist is Offering to do it Over

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The statue in Celoron, New York has been watching vigilantly for some time, and now sculptor David Poulin admits he wasn't happy with the way it turned out. Who knows how long it might take to make something up to par, but any quicker we can stop looking at this thing the better!

Submitted by: (via Hollywood Reporter)

       

Today in Kanye: A Convict is Sueing to Keep the Kanye and Kim Out of Florida

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TMZ reported April 8 that an inmate has taken a case to court to keep Florida rid of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

"Wayne Albright -- who's been locked up since 2000 for attempted sexual assault -- claims Florida needs protection from the couple he calls 'Meat Whistles' and 'Moose Knuckles.'

Albright shows abject contempt for the famous duo, declaring the only tolerable Kardashian is Rob, who's 'eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.'"

Albright seeks a temporary restraining order against the family, protecting the fragile coastal ecosystem from the terrible disruption Kayne can cause.

He wants to "ban these two Moose Knuckles from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it's Court TV and they're on trial for posing as a famous couple."

Speaking to the judge, Albright said, "You have your work cut out for you ... so what do you say? Make us all proud."

Submitted by: (via TMZ)

       

I Got it!

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Submitted by: (via stimulation)

Tagged: sports , catch , gifs , baseball
       

Selfie Interuptus

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Submitted by: (via Acid Cow)

Tagged: whoops , cars , prank , selfie
       

He's a True Champion

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Submitted by: (via Technolog)

Tagged: beer , drunk , funny , success , after 12 , g rated
       

The Brontosaurus Is Back!

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Via the Smithsonian:

It may be one of the most famous dinosaurs of all time. The trouble is that shortly after being discovered, the Jurassic creature fell into an identity crisis. The name for the long-necked, heavy-bodied herbivore Brontosaurus excelsus—the great "thunder lizard"—was tossed into the scientific wastebasket when it was discovered that the dinosaur wasn't different enough from other specimens to deserve its own distinct genus.

But now, in a paleontological twist, Brontosaurus just might be back. A new analysis of dinosaur skeletons across multiple related species suggests that the original thunder lizard is actually unique enough to resurrect the beloved moniker, according to researchers in the U.K. and Portugal.
 

Submitted by: (via Smithsonian Mag)

       

   
   
   

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