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- Physics 101 Force - Use The Math Anakin!
- Gosha Washes Things
- This Dairy Queen Has a Little Door Just for Kids
- Pajamas Turn These Bull Terriers into Cuddle Kings
- Codex Gigas: Inside the Mysterious ‘Devil’s Bible’
- The Eternal Question
- Blatant American Food Chain Knockoffs in Iran
- The 11 Strangest Public Clocks in the World
- Spread The Word With These 30 Perfectly Punny T-Shirts
- Me-Time for Parents
- Edward Scissorhands’ Neighborhood, 25 Years Later
- I Roll Solo - They See Me Rollin', Hutts Are Hatin'
- Winnie the Kitten Gets Down to Uptown Funk
- The Painted Elephants of India
- <i>Harry Potter</i> Translated from Chinese
| Physics 101 Force - Use The Math Anakin! Posted: 09 Aug 2015 04:00 AM PDT Darth wasn't having trouble force choking people or using his powers to further the Empire's agenda, but he was having a crisis of faith because he no longer understood how and why it all worked. The Force was a mystery to him, virtually a form of magic, and in order to crush the Rebel scum beneath his heel he needed to understand why he had been chosen to serve as Sith Lord instead of, say, some bantha from Tatooine. So the Emperor took him back to school, teaching him the ABCs of assault, bashing and choking via the Force, but Vader found it hard to sit in class all day when he was the star of an intergalactic war... Educate your fellow fans with this Physics 101 Force t-shirt by Pigboom, and they'll be happy you showed them the way to execute a proper force choke! Visit Pigboom's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:
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| Posted: 09 Aug 2015 04:00 AM PDT Gosha is a pet, but she’s also a typical raccoon. They wash things. That’s what they do. Gosha has her own tub, and plenty of toys she can wash in addition to her food, but she’s found other things to wash. There’s a good possibility the language in this video may be NSFW if your boss speaks Russian. -via Tastefully Offensive | ||||||||
| This Dairy Queen Has a Little Door Just for Kids Posted: 09 Aug 2015 02:00 AM PDT
This photo shows the entrances to an indoor playground area at a Dairy Queen restaurant. Keep to the right, kid. That's the way for all children and Spider-Man. -via Laughing Squid | ||||||||
| Pajamas Turn These Bull Terriers into Cuddle Kings Posted: 09 Aug 2015 12:00 AM PDT
"Whenever I dress them in their onesies, they immediately want to snuggle. Phillip has restless nights if I don't put his jammies on first. I think it's become a bit of a comfort thing for him." Read more about The Blueboys, including the special, formal event they'll be attending, in this article. | ||||||||
| Codex Gigas: Inside the Mysterious ‘Devil’s Bible’ Posted: 08 Aug 2015 10:00 PM PDT The bible shown here is three feet tall and weighs 165 pounds. It’s made of the skins of 160 animals. The handwriting throughout the Codex Gigas is consistent, leading experts to believe it was hand written by a single 13th century Benedictine monk, including the illustrations. That feat would have taken 30 years, even if he worked every day. But this book is called the “Devil’s Bible” for a reason. Read about the Codex Gigas and the legend that grew up around the mysterious text at Urban Ghosts. (Image credit: Kungl. biblioteket) | ||||||||
| Posted: 08 Aug 2015 08:00 PM PDT
From the earliest of ancient Greek philosophers and the first Indian mystics, humanity has searched for the answer to a question written into its collective psyche. Until then, we must check our phones one more time--always one more time--cycling through Facebook, Twitter, and our favorite blogs until the internet is finished. -via Ka-ching P.S. This image appears to be the more light-hearted original comic. | ||||||||
| Blatant American Food Chain Knockoffs in Iran Posted: 08 Aug 2015 06:00 PM PDT
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| The 11 Strangest Public Clocks in the World Posted: 08 Aug 2015 04:00 PM PDT
Believe it or not, the object in this photo is a clock. It's called the Mengenlehreur and can be found in Berlin. The yellow light at the top blinks, showing the seconds. The top row shows the hours. The bottom row shows the minutes. This is 1 of 11 unusual clocks in public places rounded up by Atlas Obscura. They include a sandglass that takes a full year to flow and an animatronic clock in Dubai designed 900 years ago. | ||||||||
| Spread The Word With These 30 Perfectly Punny T-Shirts Posted: 08 Aug 2015 02:00 PM PDT Wearing a t-shirt featuring punny wordplay is a fun way to show the world you're a language lover who knows a good pun when they see one. Those who love having fun with language should head to the NeatoShop, purveyors of perfectly punny t-shirts and fun stuff to keep the people in your world rolling with laughter all day long. The NeatoShop is currently having a Back To School Sale, with Free Worldwide Shipping on all orders now through August 9th, 2015, so hurry over and get geared up for less! Pop culture is a perfect place to start looking for punny material Don't Stop Meow by Burgernator Like internet lingo Or something from our favorite movies Popular music is also a mighty good place to find source material for puns Because everybody loves music, and music related puns! How To Drop A Beet by PolySciGuy But animal puns are simply phenom-nom-nom-enal! Sharkasm by HandsOffMyDinosaur Making punny remarks about our furry friends comes quite naturally But it takes a healthy ego to laugh at oneself Our pets never seem to know what the heck we're laughing about Yet it seems like they're double dog daring us to keep a straight face when we're around them Pets are mighty funny, but you can't beat movies and TV shows when you're looking for punny Your Wurst Nightmare by Frau Holle They're a never ending source of inspiration for pop culture puns And they give us another reason to watch, and rewatch, our favorite movies Some pop culture franchises have so many characters it's easy to come up with tons of poke-puns And the most beloved franchises are the ones everybody's Tolkien about And then there's that brand of pop culture punny that has matured with age And don't forget those scientific pop culture punnies, people really get a charge outta those! Pop culture puns are timely and geeky fun, but there's something to be said for a timeless pun The Element Of Surprise by tomburns I'm not trying to be rude, but these are puns in their purest form Puns that have been shivering our timbers and buckling our swashes for generations Clever wordplay that brings disparate elements together perfectly Math Puns Are The First Sine Of Madness A perfect pun brings people together And leaves us feeling all warm and fuzzy inside A mighty pun can put a smile on the most stoic of faces And purr-fectly appeals to people of all ages Just like the almighty timeless pun, the food related pun appeals to all Only anti-foodies find food related puns to be hard to swallow Everybody else thinks food puns are the cat's meow And a scrumptious way to say a mouthful! Perfect the art of the punny wardrobe with these deliciously wordy t-shirts from the NeatoShop, where funny is an art form! Take advantage of the NeatoShop's Back To School Sale and get free worldwide shipping on all orders now through August 9th, 2015, it's a great way to bring some much needed pun into your life! | ||||||||
| Posted: 08 Aug 2015 12:00 PM PDT The work is done. The chores are done. The kids have finally stopped popping up out of bed. Every item on the to-do list is crossed off. I have to be up in 8 hours to get to work. And then my wife looks at me with that seductive glance of exhaustion . . .
Anyway, back to work! | ||||||||
| Edward Scissorhands’ Neighborhood, 25 Years Later Posted: 08 Aug 2015 10:00 AM PDT Andrew Cremeans grew up in Tampa, Florida, in the neighborhood that was used as the setting of the 1990 film Edward Scissorhands. In the movie, the area seemed eerily fresh and suburban, with houses painted pastel colors and, eventually, custom topiary shrubbery in every yard. Twenty-five years later, Cremeans returned to the neighborhood to see how it had changed. And took pictures. He talked to Mashable about his project.
The trees that have grown up over a quarter-century make a huge difference. What I really want to know is how they managed to demolish that huge mountain in the background. See all of Cremeans’ photos paired with screenshots from the movie at imgur. -via mental_floss | ||||||||
| I Roll Solo - They See Me Rollin', Hutts Are Hatin' Posted: 08 Aug 2015 08:00 AM PDT Some people like to roam around the galaxy in squads or units, but Han likes to roll solo. He's just a rebel that way, and he doesn't need people interfering with his smuggler lifestyle and trying to force him to be a good boy. He was born bad, and that's how he likes to live, free to flit about the galaxy without taking part in any Empire wars or becoming the star of some trooper law enforcement reality show... Show off your individual sense of style with this I Roll Solo t-shirt by DC Visual Arts, it makes a bold statement about where your geeky allegiances lie! Visit DC Visual Arts's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:
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| Winnie the Kitten Gets Down to Uptown Funk Posted: 08 Aug 2015 08:00 AM PDT Winnie is a beautiful, long-haired polydactyl kitten who was one of six lucky fosters from the Animal Welfare League of Arlington, Virginia. Prior to being saved by the Welfare League, all six kittens were abandoned. Now that they've been taken in, forever homes look promising. Perhaps so promising that Winnie feels the need to get down to some Uptown Funk. Her moves are so sharp she'll be relaxing in permanent digs in no time. Via Laughing Squid | ||||||||
| The Painted Elephants of India Posted: 08 Aug 2015 07:00 AM PDT Charles Fréger, a French photographer, travels the world to reveal to his audiences great mysteries. In the past, we've seen his depictions of the Wild Men of Europe--costumed representations of a folklore stock character. In 2013, he attended and photographed an elephant festival in Jaipur, India. The Daliy Telegraph reports:
You can see more photos of the elephants at Lost at E Minor. -via Nag on the Lake | ||||||||
| <i>Harry Potter</i> Translated from Chinese Posted: 08 Aug 2015 06:00 AM PDT In the spirit of Backstroke of the West, we have 84 screencaps of a Harry Potter movie with English subtitles translated from the Chinese-dubbed dialogue. Is it a machine translation, or just a weak effort? Does the person who subtitles DVDs even know English? Maybe they don’t know Chinese, either, because they all seem quite random. Then again, I'm just a melon. -via Pleated-Jeans |
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